Prayer To The Real Estate Gods

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX of Nanaimo

Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep

I pray the Real Estate Gods don't let me get in too deep

If a listing sells before I wake

I hope it's mine 'cause of the commission I'll make...

 

Grant me patience with bankers who think buyers don't qualify,

with buyers who think properties are overpriced,

with sellers who think properties are under-priced,

and inspectors who seem to want to ruin every sale I make...

 

Grant me understanding of the reason why buyers want me to cut my commission

and be available 24 hours a day, seven days a week...

 

Grant me the ability to convince Revenue Canada that I am not their only income source.

 

The wisdom to choose which ride is good enough for my clients,

but not so good that they will think I earn too much money...

 

Oh Real Estate Gods, if I ever hit a million dollars in sales

make my clients understand that I don't have the million my pocket

And Real Estate Gods...Grant me just one more boom, and I promise not to spend it all at once

Oh Real Estate Gods...Bless buyers, sellers, agents and all :)

In the name of a healthy economy and happy agents everywhere please hear my prayer...HouseHouse

 

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Dagny Eason
Dagny's Real Estate - Wilton, CT
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Great prayer!    Hope it helps!!!

Nov 16, 2010 03:24 PM #1
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Joan Whitebook
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I think you will have a lot of agents joining in this prayer.  Have a great thanksgiving and I hope your prayer is granted! :)

Nov 16, 2010 03:26 PM #2
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Cara Marcelle Mancuso
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I hear you, I hear you...love the humor!  Good luck...

Nov 16, 2010 03:34 PM #3
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RhondaHeaslip NanaimoRealEstate
RE/MAX of Nanaimo - Nanaimo, BC

Dagny, Joan and Cara,

 

May the Gods be smiling upon us all! So glad you got a smile and a chuckle....It's kind of close to home isn't it?? :)

Nov 16, 2010 03:44 PM #4
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Malcolm Johnston
Century 21 Lanthorn Real Estate LTD., Trenton, Ontario - Trenton, ON
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That is a funny take on that prayer. Maybe the real estate gods will listen to this one.

Nov 17, 2010 04:21 AM #5
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Malcolm,

From your lips to the real estate gods' ears!

Nov 17, 2010 06:53 AM #6
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Steven Nickens
Elite Pacific Properties Maui - Wailea, HI
R(S)GRI ABR, Maui Real Estate Hawaii

Rhonda, you rock, say a prayer for me, I need to find some demanding clients a house yesterday

Nov 17, 2010 02:33 PM #7
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RhondaHeaslip NanaimoRealEstate
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Steve, I'll say a prayer and pay homage (or is that dues???) to the Real Estate Gods on your behalf. Let me know if it worked... :)

Nov 18, 2010 09:16 AM #8
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Pauline Champagne

I said the prayer with all my heart, now all I have to do .......make some calls and knock on doors and don't quit until I have  all the listings I need to make my year a success

Jan 24, 2011 10:49 AM #9
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Pauline, I'll say a little prayer for you as well! :) Success shall be yours!

Jan 24, 2011 02:46 PM #10
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