Every time we go shopping at the Crossroads of the World (my name for WalMart : because we always meet someone we know there) in New Port Richey, I find out as soon as we leave the parking lot that we forgot something.
So, I have this theory that WalMart has purchased those little red light mind sweeper things that Will Smith used on Tommy Lee Jones (and Tommy Lee Jones used on everybody) in Men in Black. I swear when you walk through the entrance of a WalMart, you're mind is wiped clean of all the things you went there for.
I've been trying to keep my eye on those sneaky greeters to see if they are aiming anything at me while they are saying welcome. Or could it be in that giant rush of air that wrecks your hairdo as you enter? What's up with that anyway; is it supposed to make you run right over to buy a ton of hairspray? Too late!
And, speaking of Men in Black, have you seen some of the strange looking beings there in WalMart? And, we thought the government was hiding them in New Mexico.
Plus have you ever been in a WalMart and NOT gotten run over or almost knocked down by someone wearing a WalMart badge? I think it's part of their training manual:
Page 8003; paragraph 98,101 says: you must score at least 10 customer bumps, step-ons, run downs per day or you will be sent back to your planet.
Seriously, last trip, not only did they wipe my mind clear but they must have taken my shopping list too; it wasn't in my bag. :)
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I wish I had one of those red light things for some of the bankers I have had to deal with lately...I am sure if we could give them a blink maybe we could stop the insanity...lol