There's a new scam involving the TSA. People pretending to be agents are roaming the countryside offering free body scans and pat-downs. I've---I mean THEY'VE been doing this for a week or so and while success has been limited it only takes a few to make it worthwhile. Any volunteers?

 
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15 Comments on Sunday Funny - Beware of the new TSA Scam.

NOV
21
2010
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Thank you for the sunday afternoon laugh. It is amazing how everybody is so upset. But if you were on a plane with a bomber you would have wished to have been searched on the ground
1:10pm • #1
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lol...that is too funny....I always need to laugh when I think about that guy who yelled at the TSA agent that he better not touch his junk...lol
1:11pm • #2
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The bomber is not going to be grandma and grandpa - please give me a break - afraid to profile but no other country is but America the stupid political correctness elites
1:34pm • #3
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That's the bottom line Nicholas. When I see old ladies and children being subjected to this nonsense it infuriates me. It is stupid and a waste of time and money. They want to touch my junk go right ahead - I could use a good grope. And of course we recognize that most middle-age white businessmen are likely to be terrorists so that makes sense too. Our liberties are daily rent asunder in the name of political correctness. Phoooey.

If I'm pn a plane with a bomber I'm gonna wish the TSA had profiled him and not wasted time groping the 80 year old lady or the mom with three kids in tow.
2:46pm • #4
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Too funny.....I am hopping they come to their senses soon, it's crazy. The need for security is definetly an issue but incorporating profiling is a better way. I don't fly much but every time I do I get pulled to the side, my husband, who is a red head, breezed through, and I don't mind. Now if we were being terrorized by an Irish radical group I would expect my husband to be the one profiled. Just makes sense to me.
7:03pm • #5
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Ask the Relatives from the planes on 9/11 what they think about this.  I bert they wish it had been going on then!
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10:36pm • #7
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Bill - I am not afraid to be called a racist when I say I believe in profiling - it is absurd not to - the terrorists have been Islamic Middle Eastern men between the ages of 16 - 45 - now some women have come on the scene lately in Israel - but never old men and women or children
10:39pm • #8
NOV
22
2010
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Hi Gene,

I'm sure this is an inevitable result of the ridiculous new ideas coming out of Washington.

Phil
6:42am • #9
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"Because I am a professional working for the government" reminds me of "I am from the government and I am here to help!"
9:57am • #10
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I love your video, Gene. It's a shame that people apparently need to be violated to "protect our security."
10:25am • #11
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"Here hold my pen"!! I love it, if I was single my new line at the club would be "touch my junk and I'll have you arrested. haha sometimes you just gotta laugh....
6:51pm • #12
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23
2010
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One of the agency talking heads described the situation as they are sorry to be violating the 4th Amendment, but it is necessary.  WTF - you do not have the authority to violate the 4th Amendment.  That is the whole point.

 

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but on probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized"
12:12pm • #13
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It'll get worse before it gets better. This does nothing to stop those heading for our country from abroad where security in many countries is lax to non-existent. But the insanity if frisking 70 year old ladies heading from Ontario CA to Las Vegas makes no sense. I'll take my chances with Grandma over there but that beardy face guy with the one way ticket from Yemen and no luggage? Might want to check him. That guy with the bulge in his shorts mumbling Alahu Akbar in the queue - might want to give him the once over. Naw - there comes a cute young girl - she looks suspicious.

Oh well, it's in the name of homeland security - it's got to be right. The only place left undetected is body cavities so guess what's next?
1:49pm • #14
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Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - OR should I say a TSA agent
7:21pm • #15

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