Gobble, Gobble, Gobble (I would like to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving) Gobble, Gobble (This is my Thanksgiving thanks, translated by Todd) Gobble? (What do I have to be thankful for?)
Gobble, Gobble (I have a lot to be thankful for) Gobble, Gobble, Gobble. Gobble? Gobble (Last year I learned that you eat me for dinner on Thanksgiving, but that is alright, you do it out of honor) Gobble, Gobble (I’m grateful for all the wonderful other turkeys I have as friends that are going to be around for yet another year)
Gobble,
Gobble, Gobble (I’m thankful for the chance to
this year thanks to
last year’s presidential pardon to be a free range turkey) Gobble,
Gobble, Gobble (I’m grateful to live in the greatest
country in the
world) Gobble, Gobble, Gobble. Gobble? Gobble, Gobble (This
year I will be handing out petitions to have me be the nation’s
national symbol
as Ben Franklin had envisioned. Heck I’m sexier than that stupid bald
eagle.
Heck he is bald for goodness sake!)
Gobble, Gobble (So, once again this year
don't be sad for me) Gobble,
Gobble. (I am happy with my life) Gobble,
Gobble (I
have a lot to be thankful for) Gobble, Gobble (and
I am proud
you have chosen me to show that thanks)
Gobble, Gobble (This year I would like to thank you once again and remind you to call Todd Clark for all your real estate needs at 503-524-9494 and eat chicken or ham)
Gobble,
Gobble (Happy
Thanksgiving)
Gobble,
Gobble (Tom
Turkey)
Gobble
(Oregon)
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