Something is ALWAYS broken at my home!

Seems as if something is always breaking at my home and my husband George is NOT handy. The list: closet doors off in one daughter's bedroom, bathroom door removed from hinges (don't ask how), another two doors are falling off the hinges - I try to keep a list and call the handyman with a tally (he charges by the hour) - all done - let's see how long it lasts until something else breaks... and I didn't even discuss what happened when the toilet tank overflowed.