Chase Bank: You're Not Even Trying. . . (Part 1)
Thank you Katerina Gasset for you post entitled: "Top Six Things You Can Do While On Hold With Chase Loss Mitigation." I needed a laugh after dealing with them the other day. It also inspired me to take CHASE to task today and to stay on hold as long as it took to get through.
Since I am a professional bank hater by trade, I was prepared. And since they kept me on hold 45 minutes yesterday, I knew it would take awhile. They gave me the wrong secret fax number yesterday, so apparently next time I call and they give me a fax number, I should tell the rep to hold on while I test it. Well I guess that's why I hate them. But hey, when getting a fax number costs 45 minutes of your day, you start to get a little bitter. So, I forwarded all my cell calls to my office number, called CHASE on my cell, and prepared for a wait. And, while I was on hold listening to the pre-recorded messages, it occurred to me that CHASE really isn't even trying. . .
While other banks have improved their short sale processing, with some notable or stand out exceptions along the way, CHASE is apparently sticking to their guns. Their short sale processing sucks and nobody, I mean nobody is apparently going to change that. With almost 3 years of a very active short sale market behind them, CHASE Bank still believes it is completely acceptable to take 5 - 6 months to process a short sale. It is as if they are playing by a completely different rule book: the one that says "stall ‘em out until they forget about the whole thing."
Frankly, when a bank is a stand out for bad performance among short sale lenders, well I think they've really done something quite remarkable. And CHASE has, and continues to do that. Though I would have been able to wax poetic about a year ago about the how much Bank of America sucked, they have cleaned up their act to a certain degree with Equator. So, it appears they just needed to get organized. Not CHASE though; they're old school. They believe that short sales should be long and painful. In my mind, I am envisioning rows and rows of manila file folders strewn across a barren office landscape, and apparently only one guy answering the phone.
Anyway, because of Katerina's blog, getting through became a sort of personal challenge today. And I honestly wondered, how long will it take for these people to actually pick up the phone? While I waited, I went online and finished a couple of blog posts, answered and made other calls, thought about what it would take to fix the national deficit, had a third and fourth cup of coffee, but mostly just waited.
Then after 2 hours and 3 minutes on hold, something FINALLY happened . . . . . . . . the call dropped. Damn AT&T Wireless. Oh well, that's another blog I guess, but still, CHASE you're not even trying. . .
Update 12/8/10 - I did get through to a CHASE "helper" today. And it was the same "helper" who gave me the wrong fax number on Monday. He must have had the day off yesterday when I was on hold for 2 hours. Today he was back with a vengeance and picked up the phone after a mere 56 minute hold time. I told him about the error, and he said "oh yeah let me get you the right fax number." He rattled off the number and before I could even utter a word, like "repeat that," or anything else, he decided to "transfer" me to the negotiator (whom I've already left a couple messages for). So, I waited and waited on the line until I finally heard "the time allotted for you to dial has been exceeded..." Beautiful. Thanks for trying...
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Copyright © Tni LeBlanc 2010 * CHASE Bank: You're Not Even Trying. . . (Part 1)*
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