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31 Days Of December Update For The 16th - Shhh... they're here.

By Cameron Novak

Real Estate Agent with The Homefinding Center CA BRE #01344132

December 16, 2010 06:45 PM

While in the field doing some recon work for short sale marketing, I received a call from my website today on the red line from an untraceable number. The caller claimed to be a buyer looking for a home in the $500k price range. Clever, but I'm not a rookie... I've been waiting for them... the watchers. They are focused and intent on obtaining the classified information I hold which outlines the path to real estate success. In being cautious, I had my contact at HQ backcheck the incoming call, but the results of the research were inconclusive. In order to keep my cover, I'll email out the listings the caller requested.

I set an appointment with my accountant (record keeping/bookkeeping) for tomorrow. We're meeting at the Corona Station (in shielded safe room of course). The success I've gained from my online exposure is becoming impossible for my competition to ignore. I'm hoping my accountant can adjust the appearance of my income as to keep it inconspicuous. The more successful I am, the more prying eyes will be searching out my methods.

This morning I devised a few endeavors that will assist my team in generating a large number of local leads... unfortunately I cannot share here... the competition is watching me as we speak. Do you see them? They're right over there peeking from behind the laptop computers and smartphones in the Starbucks across the street. They've been following me for weeks! We better go, quickly my friend, it's not safe for you to be seen with me. Take this cyanide pill and keep it close. The highly classified information we've discussed cannot be divulged to them. We must protect it at any cost. Any cost, my friend. Meet me tomorrow at the top of the Google Search. Godspeed!

Cameron Novak
Corona Short Sale Agent
The Homefinding Center^TM
Serving Corona, California and Surrounding Areas
951-212-7479

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Our team specializes in Short Sale Negotiation and can assist you with a purchase or sale of any home in Corona (including neighborhoods of Eastvale, Sierra Del Oro, El Cerrito, Corona Hills, Corona Ranch, Dos Lagos, Wild Rose, Trilogy, Sycamore Creek, Horsethief Canyon, The Retreat, Mountain Gate), Chino Hills, Riverside (specializing in Orangecrest), Lake Elsinore, Mira Loma, Eastvale, Chino, Yorba Linda, and surrounding communities.

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Alexsandra Stewart

Remax equity group - Portland, OR

Broker - Portland Oregon Real Estate

Cameron -- Clever approach, the spy, looking over your shoulder approach to the post. I'm updating my website ott - incorporating all my blogs into just one and having just one place for everything.

Dec 16, 2010 06:57 PM

Stacey Smith

Keller Williams Realty - Aliso Viejo, CA

Your Orange County Beach Cities Realtor

Cameron.... What have you been drinking????? Your silly.. You definately do rank well for the Corona Market Center on the internet.. Great job.. See you in the office tomorrow, if not than definately this weekend. Hope you don't mind if I leave the cyanide pill at home..

Dec 16, 2010 07:29 PM

Cameron Novak

The Homefinding Center - 1000 Palms, CA

Real Estate Broker since 2008

Alexsandra - good to have you with us.

Stacey - I'll rendezvous at HQ tomorrow after 1130 hours. Did you take care of the Ontario Project?

Dec 16, 2010 08:22 PM

Phil Leng

Retired - Kirkland, WA

Phil Leng - Retired

Hi Cameron,

Love it!

You write well.

Lots of intrigue.

Information exchange tomorrow

Phil

Dec 16, 2010 08:34 PM

Agent Leng, I see you've decoded my location coordinates and found the underground tunnel. Well done. Did you bring the AR microchip?

Dec 16, 2010 08:43 PM

Pat Haddad, ABR, CRS, ePRO, GRI

Keller Williams Indianapolis Metro NE - Carmel, IN

Carmel, Fishers, Westfield IN Real Estate Expert

Cameron--What fun! However, I am positive that all kidding aside, you have something up your sleave!! You cannot continue to tease and torture us and will have to share at some point!!

Dec 17, 2010 01:47 AM

Pat - Your cover of Carmel and Fishers Real Estate is a good one. No one would suspect that you're with us. We all strive to avoid torture at any cost, but unfortunately for us... our profession is fraught with it. Thank you for stopping by, but for the sake of our mission... please drop your next correspondence with Remi at the news stand. I'll be notified and pick it up without delay. Good luck.

Dec 17, 2010 07:05 AM

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