A man walked into a cafe,
Went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'
'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
And a bottle of wine?'
'A nickel,' the barman replied.
'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs
With your wife?'
The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
To his business down here.'
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired
Juli - Judging from those extremely low prices, this must be a very old joke. . .LOL
Dec 20, 2010 10:19 AM
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739
San Diego, CA
I love jokes that have good innuendo in them without actually using the words.
Dec 20, 2010 02:42 PM
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739
Glad you got it, Russel. It took my husband a little time, but once he got it, he didn't stop laughing.
Dec 20, 2010 03:24 PM
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services
Juli, ah yes … returning the favor. I don’t even want to know how much the owner paid his wife (LOL)
Dec 20, 2010 03:51 PM
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
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Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739
LOL, personally, I think we should all go out and enjoy that bottle of wine and a fine steak!!!!
Dec 21, 2010 04:15 PM
Souza Realty 916.408.5500 - Roseville, CA
Greater Sacramento Area Homes, Land & Investments
Juli, this was a funny one, that's for sure...I just shared it with Bob and it gave us a good laugh! :D
Leilani
Dec 21, 2010 07:48 PM
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739
Glad you two liked it, Leilani. I thought it was cute enough, that's for sure.
Dec 22, 2010 01:34 AM
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally
Juli, that comes under the title of what goes around comes around. and you mock my songs???????????
Dec 22, 2010 03:34 AM
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