Gosh! Why is everyone always trying to take my money? There's too many of them. Today it was a company attempting to sell me reflective real estate signs. The kind that are well seen when headlights hit them. As if.
As if mister buyer and his wife are going to slam on the brakes because they see a real estate sign on 1322 Tiffany Blvd twinkling and reflecting off to their right. Puhleez.
Imagine if a buyer did stop. What are they going to do? IT'S DARK OUTSIDE! It's not like they're going to get out of their car and walk the property.
This marketing effort is about as senseless as plastering your goofy face on the outside of Frisbee's and calling it 'networking.'
It's about as dumb as calling yourself an area specialist or multi-million dollar producer.
No, it's even more ignorant than saying this on your voicemail:
"Hi, I'm not available right now. I'm either at a closing or showing houses...."
LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! Pants on fire!
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