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Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL
: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Comments (6)

Ralph Gorgoglione
Metro Life Homes - Palm Springs, CA
California and Hawaii Real Estate (310) 497-9407

LOL! That made my day. What a great post. Thank you for sharing this post.

Dec 28, 2010 03:09 AM
Jean Hanley
Coldwell Banker Kivett Teeters - Hemet, CA
Specializing in Folks Who Want To Buy/Sell Homes

This is SO funny.  Somewone sent it to me the other day, and I have had so much fun with it.  Happy New Year!

Dec 28, 2010 03:11 AM
Paul Walker
Equity Fifty Five Realty, LLC - Scott AFB, IL
Scott AFB IL Area Realtor

LMDO ROFL, You made my day! I'll have to try to remember these in my senior moments.

Thanks for the great post

Dec 28, 2010 03:13 AM
Gary De Pury, ESQ.
Bay Vista Realty - Land O Lakes, FL

OMG TF  Stolen for FB.

 

Gary De Pury, SFR (That is a real thing)

Tampa Short Sale Specialist

Broker-Owner

Bay Vista Realty

Dec 28, 2010 03:22 AM
Erika Rogers
Red Rock Real Estate ~ Southern Utah's Largest Independent Brokerage - Saint George, UT
St George Utah Real Estate & Relocation Specialist

LOL, this is too funny! 

Dec 28, 2010 03:26 AM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Maurice, have you seen my phone anywhere?

Dec 28, 2010 04:21 AM