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Top 7 list on how to catch a listing

I am sure you will all enjoy the comical side of our marketing!! After all if you can't laugh at yourself- then who can?

Top 7 List on how to catch a listing!

Wear a button with a photo of your kids on it holding empty dinner plates when you go to your listing appointments
Have a friend call you during your listing appointment a few times and tell him/her their counter offer was accepted on their home
Put "Let me sell your home so I can pay mine" on your business cards
(If your a woman of course) Stick a large pillow under your business suite to look pregnant
Ride a bike to your listing appointment with a Realtor plate hanging from the back
Have a friend call you during your listing appointment and have him/her pretend he is telling you it will be $5,000 for your son's braces
Add "Let me sell your home so I can feed my children" in your expired listing mail-outs

I hope you have enjoyed this list!

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Posted by MAUREEN STACCATO Associate Partner Massachusetts on 09/14/2007 06:25 PM

Comments (6)

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6 Comments on Top 7 list on how to catch a listing

Maureen

When I first started out I use to have pictures of my kids in my brief case when I open-it up it was just hanging there and I named them James and Sarah, thing was I didn't have any kids at the time. Everyone loved my kids though.

09/14/2007 06:31 PM

by Gary J Rocks (Sussex County Real Estate)

LOL- that is great LOL I knew there was someone out there that would have that in mind! LOL!

09/14/2007 06:38 PM

by MAUREEN STACCATO Associate Partner Massachusetts (KELLER WILLIAMS OF PIONEER VALLEY)

Hey,

That was hilarious. Nothing like giving them the guilty feeling to get the listing. Whatever works.

Sean Allen

09/14/2007 06:57 PM

by International Financing Solutions

Although very funny, you never know they might get you some business.

Good post.

Best wishes.

09/14/2007 07:58 PM

by Orlando Homes Armando Rodriguez Real Estate & Mortgage Broker-GRI (QUEST REALTY SERVICES)

The market that we are in right now- everything can help! LOL!

09/15/2007 08:09 PM

by MAUREEN STACCATO Associate Partner Massachusetts (KELLER WILLIAMS OF PIONEER VALLEY)

Funny Maureen, I really needed to laugh. Thanks a lot.

09/15/2007 08:18 PM

by Christopher Pike, REALTOR®_803.727.7800 (Keller Williams® Realty)

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