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LOST: One slightly used Red Nose

Last scene in: Tutas Town

If FOUND please contact: Reala the Staging Clown

Reward: Please make your suggestions in "Comments" section below.

I really miss my honker, beak, schnozola, sniffer, booger barn, snout, smeller, muzzle, snorer, trunk, and/or proboscis. Won't you please help? Reala is here just a cryin' in the rain!

Posted by Craig Schiller on 11/15/2006 06:04 AM

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Originally posted at: Real Estate Staging / Home Staging Blog: REWARD IF FOUND!

37 Comments on REWARD IF FOUND!

NOV

2006

Craig,

I was visiting the North Pole, (talking with big guy about my son's Christmas list) and the strangest thing happened. I saw this tiny reindeer with a red nose, his name is Rudolph, they called him Rudy for short. Anyway, he was playing by himself, no other reindeers would play with him, they were laughing and calling him names. I think you may want to call The North Pole, because I think Rudy has your NOSE!!! The number is 1-555-NTH-POLE. You can't tell Santa I gave you the number. It's top secret.

Marci

Being from Appalachia orginally, I'd have to say that your nose is about about red as most of my relatives neck.

So for the right price, usually a case of Natty Light, a skin graft could provide you with a new -- to you -- nose. And if you are willing to have this done at the Danville Veternary Clinic -- I'll even toss in a free lunch at Subway. (don't worry, you'll see the mayor - it is the only place in town for lunch) :-)

Toby

P.S. -- Umm ... I'm not a human? Seems that the right answer for Date isn't "sorry, I'm married."

If I found it I would not really want to give it back. That was one great looking nose!

Craig... errr... I mean Reala, you may want to check here as I doubt it's gone very far.

Craig,

I was thinking my computer somehow had a glich. I couldn't figure out way it had a dot on your face! Looks much nicer without it. We couldn't see your smile.

I think I saw it on top of an ice cream sundae at Friendly's yesterday.

I think you meant Tutas Town...cute! meow aspiring to roar

You have an EXCELLENT plastic surgeon -

What's his #?

Craig it's getting bigger so it shouldn't be too hard to spot. I'm getting flyers ready to hang on telephone poles.

Craig - Hey that is just too funny. Someone stole that red nose of yours? I bet the culprit wont be too hard to find..

I saw a bunch of these at the toy store yesterday. They were priced from $2.49 to $2.69.

I think it is listed under

what does the graphic say?

APPLE...

you passed the Human Test

Craig, you are too much!! Funny, funny stuff;) Glad I snagged it before it was gone.

"Craig The Reala Stager"

Head to the nearest airport and hop a plan headed south east. We are gonna make you come get it...After it has been returned...

I am going to take you four wheeling (wear jeans) and perhaps...

We can do some shooting together...BAM...That was a hog...

Duck...Sorry...The bullet bounced off him...Wrong ammo!

Your friend Misty...ROAR...Just for you...

TLW "The Lovely Wife"...Pork Chops Anyone?...ROAR!

Craig,

I don't live too far from "Tutas Town." So I figured I would go out looking for it. Wouldn't you know? One of my goats found it. But before I could snag it for the reward of... what is the reward? I haven't seen any suggestions... an eagle swooped down and stole it. It was last seen flying north. I was able to snap a picture before the eagle appeared.

Strangest thing, went to enjoy the sunset and there it was so I took a picture to share it with you, heading west -- perhaps New Orleans or Texas next?

Colleen,

It must have been that darn eagle flying off into the sunset with it.

Craig's Nose Craig, I got it started for you.

Can you take it from here?

It's a little sticky....

Lord knows where it's been

Craig's Staging Style CHICAGO STYLE HOME STAGING

Here's a recent example of Craig's Home Staging Style.

The clients didn't understand why they were asked to pay upfront.

Until later...

For some strange reason, the house has yet to sell!

Hmm, go figure.

What? I don't nose what you are talking about.

NOV

2006

I don't know if it 'nose' it is missing! But lookey here - it appears to have met up with some friends and they're just hanging out on this building in Charleston!

NOV

2006

Marci: OR it's an imposter... cause I was hearing bout that dude earlier. I'll have my minions check it out.

Toby: Oooooooooh, you sure no who to make someone feel special. You said your married or just dotting?

Maureen F: ONLY on the outside... TRUST ME!

Leanne: ANOTHER IMPOSTER! Trying to nose into my territory!

Blanca: With I NAME like BLANCA I only makes sense that you LIKE BLANK pictures... thank you. (BLUSH... damn now my checks are red.)

Crystal: By the time I got there.... the dog's at Friendly's changed the menu.

Allison: Opps I fixed it. Thanks! (Titas Town... that is a TOTALLY different place. Is it a strip club in Vegas?)

Marc: Dr. Flubber? Yea he's great at what he does.

Carole: Don't waste the paper... come on Carole, your talking CLEVELAND. No self respecting theif hangs out in CLEVELAND!

Christine: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT... remember that email?

John: Oh those... sorry. THOSE were CHEAP immitations I had made over in China when I was there 2 weeks ago. Thanks anyways.

Ginger: Hmmm... looks like I'm getting lemons here. Is that a sign for me to just make lemonade?

Bryant: Tis better to snagith than pickith. That's what I always say.

Jason: Damit! NOW its all streteched out of shape.

Colleen: I think you are on to something. It does like long walks on the beach and theather.

Mark Mark Mark1: Butt Eye Dye Dress

Mark Mark Mark 2: Are you just GREEN with envy? After all you DO loan MONEY and THAT's GREEN. And NOT a very pretty GREEN either!

Karen: Folk's THERE IT IS! I'ts a bit squished... but look... it's got that cute shadow trail to the left. Come to PaPa....

Val: Could VERY WELL BE. It's been known to enjoy a "snoutfull" every so often.

Go check out Kristal Krafts turf post, I think I saw it there among the soccer balls. She has a lot of them

Look on Kristal Krafts turf

Here you go. shshshshsh

Sorry I could not reach it, do I get the reward anyway?

Did Faye and Bernie snag it for you in Paris? They are heading back tonight---to their kids in Rhode Island for Thanksgiving... I plan on talking with them over the weekend, so we will see if they were able to bring it back for you!

OK Babe, you want a blog war ya got one!!!!! :-)

a sore red nose

Craig, As you may not already know, I have been out sick. I have no idea where your nose is. So sorry!

Hope you find it soon.

We may have seen your fugitive nose at our meeting this morning.

Jay & Medford

NOV

2006

Kristal: Oh, it all makes PERFECT sense now. Sick... schmick! I am not falling for that "sick" tale of yours. Being "out sick" gave you the window of opportunity to snatch it.

The REAL story is as plan as the nose on your face!

As God as my witness... wait!

Wait? for what? Are you coming to visit me? Beware, I told you I'm a little under the weather, you don't want to catch anything now do you? :)

Wow! When I suggested you look on Kristals turf I did not think that she would really take it, I should have figured her with all those balls. Good luck getting it back from her I think she is one strong lady who knows how to get what she wants and keep it too.

Teresa ~ guess you didn't read the title, "Stay OFF MY TURF"

NOV

2006

Craig's Nose... image by garaughty.com

Hi Craig, I don't know how I missed this post but I just read your comment on my latest blog What a week it was for publicity!

My response to "MARTI!!!!! I am ashmed of you. You missed the BIGGEST scandal... and it was right "under your nose."

I can't believe I missed this story but I'll be posting an update soon. Thx for keeping me on my toes. ;-)

Update on the nose.

the word is MUM, its in the witness protection program...

NOV

2006

Craig I think my very good friend Bonky G Bird the Clown stole it...oops I gave the secret away

Phyllis Pafumi

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