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17 Comments on YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN....By Buford "Gaalee" Jones
Sounds like Jeff Foxworthy has some competition for new redneck jokes.
lol...this post is way too funny. That is the best picture I have seen to explain a redneck with out ever speaking a word...lol
Oh my, my husband has done a few of those!
Hey don't talk about my family like that... I am from redneck country.. Though I did leave that place at my earliest opportunity... Crazy rednecks...
Very funny Bill. I think I have been in the neighborhood in #27.
Bill, what a great list. I can think of several folks I know who would fit right in with this.
Love it ---- I miss Jeff Foxworthy --- wish he would come out with some new stuff
Hello Bill and all I kind say is "Hilarious" and thanks for the laugh!
Vegas Bob
Whomever wrote this did a swell job. It was sent me by John Paul "Paulie" Gaido, a member of the family that owns the famous Gaido's seafood restaurant in Galveston. By the way, they have a wonderful cookbook out --- has their great recipes. www.gaidos.com or at amazon.com.
Is the gal next to him wearing a backless sequin gown? Hmmmm... Like the old childrens song with the line 'one of these things is not like the other...one of these things doesn't belong.'
That picture is just too funny! I wonder if the guy knows he was imortalized on AR? LOL He looks very proud, I am sure he won't mind! ;-)
Nice redneck jokes. If you don't know what a redneck is, you are one!
Jon, that's probably on the mark!
To the rest, thanks for your comments and for enjoying the redneck jokes.
The one about the rag for a gas cap reminded me of something I hadn't thought of in years. Back in the days when service stations had attendants who pumped gas in every car, some of them used to steal the gas caps. You'd get home and find it missing, so you stick a rag in the spout and go back to the filling station where the guy would sell you the gas cap he'd stolen.
Larry and Jacque -- that shapely back surrounded by sequins is a lot more palatable to look at than Buford's fat belly. I'm glad she was there and that that part of her got into the photo.
Very funny. I think that there was mighty ackerate if yuh ask me!
love the post. It was a lot of fun. I had not heard all of these. i wrote a parody on this about being a luddite .Thanks Bill
Too funny Bill!
Of course you have to know that we are the ones that go back and re-take pictures of our listings because 'Crud, the toilet seat was up' or 'How did that cat/dog/ferret get in that listing photo?"
Jacque & Larry
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