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Even MORE funny MLS pictures. I just can't stop!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Christiansen Group Realty (260)704-0843

Once again I am BLOWN AWAY by some of the pictures I have found while searching for homes.  Here we go again.

You want me to do what?  Get out of my car and take a picture?  Oh HELL no it's cold out there!

Here is the front door.  (It was the ONLY picture of the exterior!)

Here is a nice picture of your new garage!  Oh, and your new garbage can and my pimped out Taurus.

Pretty cool entrance huh??  Dang it, I think the flash broke on my camera.

And here is the hall way.  Stupid flash is STILL broke.

Here is the living...  trip, THUD.  CRAP!  I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!

Whew.  I feel better.  Here is the lovely bath...  trip, THUD.  DARN THESE HIGH HEELS!

Can't forget my all time favorite.  If I'm fast I can take this pic right quick...  DAMN.  Foiled again.

Hope you enjoyed the laugh.  :)

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Fort Wayne Realtors Jared and Amanda Christiansen with Century 21 Bradley

Amanda Christiansen is an award winning Realtor with Christiansen Group Realty.

 

Jared Christiansen is a business partner and in charge of marketing and taking care of things behind the scene.

 

Enough about us...

 

Tell us what you want your real estate experience to be, and we will do it YOUR way.

 

Buying a home in Fort Wayne? Tell us your wants and needs. Let us know how you envision your family living.  Tell us what's important to YOU, and we'll find the community and home that fits.  

 

Selling your home in Fort Wayne?  Our job is to make you the most money possible in the shortest amount of time. We offer our sellers professional staging, professional photography, and more internet marketing than most. 

 

We are committed to giving you everything we have to offer.  We are both full time agents and will work around your schedule.  Do nights and weekends work better for you?  NO PROBLEM. We are here to help YOU at YOUR convenience.

 

Amanda can be reached at 260-704-0843, and Jared can be reached at 260-704-0842, or you can email us at JaredChristiansen@gmail.com, or Amanda427@gmail.com.

 

 

Comments (17)

Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Always love the mirror shots! and Put the darn toilet seat down!

Pictures SELL houses, so Agents need to take the best photos possible!!!!

Jan 20, 2011 10:03 AM
Billie Hillier
http://702IsHome.com - North Las Vegas, NV
Savvy Home Realty Solutions

My daughter found one that was a bathroom photo with a nice blue box of femine products on the back of the toilet. Nice....

Jan 20, 2011 10:04 AM
Tom Branch
RE/MAX Dallas Suburbs - Plano, TX
Broker, CDPE, SFR, ACRE, Plano TX Ambassador

It never ceases to amaze me...

Tom

Jan 20, 2011 10:04 AM
Devona Garrigus
Garrigus Real Estate - Redlands, CA
REALTOR® / Short Sale Specialist

Christiansen Team Housing,

I love the pictures of mirrors with the "photographer" in it. Your is priceless though. The extended arm indicates the thought process of 'getting outta the way quick!'

Jan 20, 2011 10:05 AM
Kathy Caylor
Realty Executives Associates - Maryville, TN
Maryville, TN Real Estate

Laughing out loud here! I'm constantlly amazed too...what ARE they thinking?? My personal favorite is up close shots of the toilet...with the lid up.  Really??

Jan 20, 2011 10:07 AM
Ronald S. Accornero
OC Signature Properties - Villa Park, CA

Just want to get it done!  I don't care what it looks like.  This guy or gal works on strictly emotion!

Jan 20, 2011 10:08 AM
Karen Rice Madison AL Realtor
Keller Williams Realty Madison - Madison, AL
256-348-1527 Call/Text

What's the deal with the sideways pictures?  Too funny!  Thanks for the laugh.

Jan 20, 2011 10:24 AM
Phill Grove
REI Maverick - Austin, TX

I'm glad I live in Austin, TX, or that picture the Real Estate Professional took in the snow without getting out of the car would probably be mine...

Jan 20, 2011 10:25 AM
Jackie Connelly-Fornuff
Douglas Elliman Real Estate in Babylon NY - Babylon, NY
"Moving at The Speed of YOU!"

Gotta love those sideways photos, lol.

Jan 20, 2011 10:42 AM
Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY

I just hate it when people turn the dang camera sideways and then display the photo that way.  My daughter is queen of this.  "Dad, let me show you some pictures I took.  Just turn you head sideways to the left.  Oops, I turned it the other way this time."

Ugh!

Jan 20, 2011 12:14 PM
Jane Pacheco
Pacheco Realty & Financial Services - Fremont, CA

The guy with the flash camera got it all wrong! The toilet is unsightly! Thanks for the laugh ;)

 

Jane Pacheco

Jan 20, 2011 03:22 PM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

I does seem a bit strange to take such rotten photos when you are hired as a professional.

Jan 20, 2011 06:19 PM
Larry & Jacque Ficek
Alaska Dream Makers - Wasilla, AK
Realtors - Wasilla Alaska

Sounds like a new group should form-AR FOR TOILET SEAT DOWN!

Some of our favorites are:

bedroom shots where all you see is the bed
the exterior drive-by shot where the side view mirror is in the pic
the photo with the kitty litter box front and center (nothing says stink like that)
the kiddo or pets in the picture as if they were posing and come with the house
'collection' pictures whether the stuff on the kitchen counters (move them and take the pic) 
dead animal heads (we are from Alaska and buyers either want them or hate them)
or other expensive items that are now broadcast to the public as 'steal me'

Jacque & Larry

Jan 20, 2011 09:46 PM
Lissa Uder
RE/MAX Next Generation, LLC - Lebanon, MO
Your Lebanon MO Real Estate Agent

Hilarious! They remind me of yet another way to stay ahead of the competition.

Jan 22, 2011 08:59 AM
Eric Michael
Remerica Integrity, Realtors®, Northville, MI - Livonia, MI
Metro Detroit Real Estate Professional 734.564.1519

The mirror shots are the best. Wonder if they just can't figure out that the pictures are rotated?

Jan 23, 2011 04:51 AM
Elizabeth Cooper-Golden
Huntsville Alabama Real Estate, (@ Homes Realty Group) - Huntsville, AL
Huntsville AL MLS

ROTFL...Really, WHAT are these agents thinking?  Better yet, do sellers NOT check their listings online?  Never ceases to amaze me.  Thanks for a great laugh!

Jan 24, 2011 02:13 PM
Robert L. Brown
www.mrbrownsellsgr.com - Grand Rapids, MI
Grand Rapids Real Estate Bellabay Realty, West Mic

Nice pics you have there. I guess they need to go to picture taking school.

Apr 15, 2011 08:53 AM