Why we love kids....

Why we love kids....Kids are my most favorite people.  The one thing about them is you NEVER know what they are about to say.  But one thing is for sure...........You need to be ready for it.

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher that he'd found a cat, but it was dead.  "How do you know if the cat was dead" she asked him.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"You did WHAT!!!"  the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went ‘PSSST' in its ear and it didn't move."

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18 Comments on Why we love kids....

JAN
21
2011
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Better to be P-s-s-s-t on than Pist off I always say...
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I have just one thing to say about that---------Amen my friend.
7:08am • #2
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OK - you just made my morning

Your Friend in Charlottesville
7:23am • #3
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Funny. . thanks for the laugh. .have a productive day!
7:32am • #4
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Thanks for the chuckle Don. I hope things are going well for you!
7:38am • #5
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Don...

That is too cute. And a nice way to start the day.
8:23am • #6
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<<Giggle>>  My grandson is talking more and more now......he cracks me up!
8:46am • #7
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Now THAT ... is good old-fashioned humor!  I'm still chuckling, Don ... thanks!

Gene
12:06pm • #8
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Funny, reminds me of a video I have of a little girl and a neighbors cat.
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Howdy and afternoon to you Don

Don, I sure did get a mighty fine hoot out of reading this here little ole blog post of yours. Thank you mighty kindly!

Have a good one
Dale in New Hampshire
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Charles, I am glad that you had a nice start to your day.

Fernando,  Thank You sir.

 
7:30pm • #11
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Bill,

Things are going well, Thank you for asking,

Richard,

Glad you had a smile today.
7:32pm • #12
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Ann,

Let the games begin.  BTW, there are more smiles on the way.

Gene,

I hope that you carried that smile with you all day.
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William,

Are we going to be able to view the video sometime soon?

Dale,

I am glad that you had a good laugh today.  Have a GREAT weekend my friend.
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Hi Don:

Thanks for the laugh this evening.

Have a great weekend.
9:11pm • #15
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Good evening Toula,

I hope that the laugh will last all weekend long.
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Don, this reminds me of that old Art Linkletter thing about "KIds say the Darnest Things!"
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JAN
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2011
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Pat,

One thing is for sure, you never know what a kid will say.
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