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The Haircut, Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate PA & DE

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Brandywine Valley PARS273421 & De Lic.


One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

 After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeofficer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen other Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
 POLITICIANS  AND  DIAPERS  NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN  AND    FOR THE SAME REASON!

jroosevelt@kw.com

Comments (11)

John Combs
Alan Deblat Real Estate Corp. - Oceanside, NY

Haha, Thanks for the funny joke. A good laugh is a fabulous way to begin the day.

Jan 24, 2011 12:26 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Janice - thanks for the Monday morning chuckle. Sad to say but this is too close to the truth.

Jan 24, 2011 02:20 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Janice~I love your foot-notes! Thanks for the humor.

Jan 24, 2011 01:00 PM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Janice~I love your foot-notes! Thanks for the humor.

Jan 24, 2011 01:00 PM
Brandon DeVere
Force Realty - Las Vegas, NV

Ha ha! Wicked burn. Thanks Janice

Jan 24, 2011 03:29 PM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Janice, Thanks for the funnies. I loved the last statement about politicians.

Jan 24, 2011 05:27 PM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

John and Mike: glad you enjoyed it!

Jan 26, 2011 12:38 AM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Adrian, Brandon and Ted: Thank you for stopping by

Jan 26, 2011 12:38 AM
Phil Leng
Retired - Kirkland, WA
Phil Leng - Retired

Hi Janice,

That was funny!

True, and sad, but funny.

Phil

Jan 26, 2011 05:49 PM
Janice Roosevelt
Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA
OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Phil, thanks for commenting.

Jan 28, 2011 07:28 AM
Celesta Funk
KELLER WILLIAMS Realty - Millersville, PA

Very funny , I didn't see that one coming !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 14, 2011 11:52 AM