One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

 After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeofficer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen other Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
 POLITICIANS  AND  DIAPERS  NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN  AND    FOR THE SAME REASON!

jroosevelt@kw.com

 
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11 Comments on The Haircut, Janice Roosevelt, Keller Williams Real Estate PA & DE

JAN
24
2011
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Haha, Thanks for the funny joke. A good laugh is a fabulous way to begin the day.
8:26am • #1
563,876 Points 17 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Janice - thanks for the Monday morning chuckle. Sad to say but this is too close to the truth.
10:20am • #2
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Janice~I love your foot-notes! Thanks for the humor.
9:00pm • #3
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Janice~I love your foot-notes! Thanks for the humor.
9:00pm • #4

Ha ha! Wicked burn. Thanks Janice
11:29pm • #5
JAN
25
2011
362,473 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

Janice, Thanks for the funnies. I loved the last statement about politicians.
1:27am • #6
JAN
26
2011
466,662 Points 2 Featured Posts

John and Mike: glad you enjoyed it!
8:38am • #7
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Adrian, Brandon and Ted: Thank you for stopping by
8:38am • #8
JAN
27
2011
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Hi Janice,

That was funny!

True, and sad, but funny.

Phil
1:49am • #9
JAN
28
2011
466,662 Points 2 Featured Posts

Phil, thanks for commenting.
3:28pm • #10
FEB
14
2011
Called Shot Master

Very funny , I didn't see that one coming !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:52pm • #11

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