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Tall Tales from a Sunday Gathering! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

At a small party last Sunday, one of the host's grandsons was tormenting the other guests.  His grandparents sensing everyone had just about had enough, sat the boy in the living room and gave him the old family Bible.

Bible (abcdz2000 via sxc)The small boy was fascinated by the aging leather covered Bible.  When he opened it, he gently looked through the worn pages and was captivated.

As he continued to examine the Book, something fell out.

At first he was frightened, thinking he'd torn one of the pages.  But the boy picked it up and found that it was an old leaf that had been pressed flat between the pages.

Old Leaf (sxc-Milca Mulders)

Terribly excited he called out, "Mama, look what I found."

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked from the other room.

With astonishment in his voice, the boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

As always, start your week with a smile...
Better yet, start everyday with a smile & share it! 
Brin Realty Associates Team At Bean Group
Bean Group | Brin Realty Associates - Amherst, NH
Amherst NH homes and Southern NH real estate

This is very cute Laura, brought a big smile to my face...

Jan 30, 2011 09:20 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Rene, that's the way to start the day!

Jan 30, 2011 10:11 PM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Excellent way to start my Monday morning..........out of the mouths of babes, I love it Laura.

Jan 30, 2011 10:37 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Thanks Rog...sounds like you had a good trip!

Jan 30, 2011 10:49 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Goodness! Looks like Adam is running around in his birthday suit...

Jan 30, 2011 10:51 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Michael, like you in your pic!

Jan 30, 2011 10:58 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Valerie- I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Jan 30, 2011 11:58 PM
Barbara Hensley
RE/MAX Properties - Rockwall, TX
Homes for Sale in Rockwall County, Texas

Laura, this is cute...a great big smile to start off this Monday morning, last day of January!

Jan 31, 2011 12:10 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Thanks for the Happy Start of a new week. That obviously is the oldest underwear on the planet, Fruit Of The Loom needs to take note of the craftsmanship.

Jan 31, 2011 12:33 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Barbara- glad to get you started with a smile!

Bob- Now that's funny!

Jan 31, 2011 12:59 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Laura...and I thought that it would be safe right there and I could retrieve it later!

Jan 31, 2011 03:29 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

Cute one Laura. Keep 'em coming! It's always good to start/ continue/ end the day with a smile.

Jan 31, 2011 05:06 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Laura, and many of us think that kids aren't really paying attention to the bible stories.

Jan 31, 2011 05:29 AM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Laura, this is one bright little boy. Somehow he knew it wasn't Eve's.

Jan 31, 2011 06:46 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

William-Better find another, we won't look!

Craig-just a tiny day brightener!

Steve-That's true, and a kids take on a Bible story is always the best!

Ted-Yes, very bright! 

Jan 31, 2011 11:02 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Laura~where do you come up with these, priceless!

Jan 31, 2011 11:42 AM
Aaron Seekford
Arlington Realty, Inc. - Arlington, VA
Ranked Top 1% Nationwide 703-836-6116

That is brilliant, Laura. Glad to see we have moved forward from using the leaf as a garment!

Feb 01, 2011 06:35 AM
Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

Awww, out of the mouths of babes. Well at least it was a kept in a safe place. Cute; thanks for sharing!

Feb 02, 2011 03:24 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Adrian-If only I could remember my schedule as well as I remember jokes!!

Aaron-Me too, can't cover enough of the jiggly parts with a leaf!

Kaera-Kids are too cute!

Feb 02, 2011 10:34 PM