Silly Valentine Jokes

Q: What does a Valentine envelope say when you lick it?
A: Nothing. It just shuts up!

Q: What did the Valentine envelope say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q: How do two Valentines talk?
A: Heart to heart!

Q: What happened when two dogs met on Valentine's Day?
A: Puppy love!

Q: What do snowmen do on Valentine's Day?
A: They throw a big Snow Ball!

Q: What do you call two pigs that send each other Valentines?
A: Pen pals!

Q: What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
A: You appeal to me!

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: I love you with all my art!

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

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