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It's Saturday night and it's been a great day.

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

A great and profitable day was today.  So let's end it with a bit of humor...

A lady walks into to psychiatrists office and lies down on the sofa.

"What seams to be the problem" the Doc asks.

" Well, I think I' m a nymphomaniac, " she replied.

"Well, I think I can help you, but I must tell you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's reasonable", says the lady..."How much for all night?"

Have a great night all!

Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

Okay, okay -- LOL.  It's been a long day -- actually WORKED all day.  Eeegads, even showed property.  Whew!  Now I'm ready for a nice quite evening.

Feb 12, 2011 11:28 AM
Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

Lol. I too have had a great day, hubby took me shopping as a Valentines Day and "you-just-had-my-baby" present, but this too put a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing! 

Feb 12, 2011 11:29 AM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill...

It sounds like she was seeking some "hands-on" therapy.

Feb 12, 2011 11:35 AM
Don Rogers
Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO
Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

I am glad this was a busy and profitable day for you my friend.  It does have a humorous effect on ya.

Feb 12, 2011 12:15 PM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi Bill:

Good one!

Have a great rest of the weekend...

Feb 12, 2011 01:45 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

William, I suppose when we do business it's from our own perspective...can't believe he actually charged her...bragging rights I guess.  Congrat's on a great day.

Feb 12, 2011 02:43 PM
Rita Fong
RE/MAX REAL ESTATE TODAY, Executive Broker 901-488-9590 - Marion, AR
Realtor - Marion Arkansas Homes for Sale

Bill, it is strictly business ;)

Feb 12, 2011 03:13 PM
Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Bill, you are a naughty boy. Did you make a sale today or something?

Feb 12, 2011 04:46 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

LOL...Yea, it does help to be busy. 

Many people charge wheneve they are able to!

Feb 13, 2011 01:55 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill,Our profession doesn't offer to many chances like this

Feb 13, 2011 05:37 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I like clients that don't try and get you to drop my rates.  Nedd more like this one!

Feb 13, 2011 05:40 AM
Demarco & Marisa
Remax Kings Realty - Riverside, CA
"The Choice is Clear!"

Funny man you are Bill. :-)

Feb 14, 2011 04:52 PM