BREAKING NEWS: Texas: Walker County: Huntsville TX Realtor Breaks Sales Records AND Laptops since her Return To Keller Williams 
This, from Mari Montgomery's most recent interview with Keller Williams Conroe/Huntsville Market Center Team Leader, Andrew Smith.
Mr. Smith -- Mari, to what do you attribute your production increase of 250% since your return to Keller Williams this past June 2010?
Mari Montgomery: First of all--Mr Smith, is that your REAL name, Smith---Are you in the Witness Protection Program---I knew it!? 
Okay, yes, the question. Many things, both internal changes--(not just the hot flashes), a "eureka" (not the vacuum cleaner)--and a couple of simple yet profound changes.
Mr Smith: Okay what was one of the "eurekas," or "a-has?"
Mari Montgomery: You know the expression "If you love something set it free..If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was......?"
Mr Smith: Yes, I see the profound part....
Mari Montgomery: Well, it's really a load of doo-doo. If you LOVE something, and you were a dufus enough to voluntarily let it go-----get off your butt and get it back!
Mr Smith: I am not following.
Mari Montgomery: Okay--let me break it down.....(Cue the "Break it down" Music) Dang it-I really need to do a pod cast.
"Yo, yo, yo,
KW is da bomb"
Leavin' wasn't worth a darn"
Wasn't happy---
Missed my peeps.
Thinkin of leavin' again gives me the creeps"
Mr. Smith: Mari, that's very "impressive." I thought your background was in Opera and Classical music.
Mari Montgomery: Opera and Classical music is lovely. I just had to "bump up my street cred"
Mr Smith: So....let's turn our attention to the KW Awards held last week at "The Bells of Montgomery." How did you feel about receiving a "Silver Capper Award?"
The Silver Capper Level represents productivity of $120,000 to $179,999 in GCI / 27 - 39 Units.
What are your goals for 2011?
Mari Montgomery: Achieving the level of "Silver Capper" was fun. I would love to do that again - in 6 months this time,
Mr Smith: How is it going so far?
Mari Montgomery: Well, in January, I closed 5 units, almost 800K in volume for $23,865/GCI.
February is "Listing Month." Have you heard? Objective: 1M in listings for the month and 7 units closed.
Mr Smith: Wow, Mari, how do you keep "going and going?"
Mari Montgomery: Well, don't tell anyone, but under my KW jacket, I am wearing a Bass Drum, have a little fuzzy tail and pink fur. I am the "Energizer Bunny." The older, decidedly more ADHD version.
Mr Smith: Thanks for your time-"keep going and going!"
Mari Montgomery: "You Betcha!"
Oh, you forgot to ask about the laptops.
This is my 4th since August.
The demise of numbers 1 & 2 & 3 ????
1-Water
2-Bad USB's
3-Firestone Tires
4 - Fingers Crossed
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