A husband and wife are shopping in their local grocery store.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
He never knew what hit him.

 

 

 

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15 Comments on Husband Down

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23
2011
405,385 Points 15 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog Hit Router Called Shot Master

Hilarious James. Great way to start the day with a smile.

7:12am • #4
1,470,713 Points 27 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Thanks for sharing your personal shopping experience!  Have a great day.

 Life is good when there are flowers to photograph.

7:13am • #5
282,223 Points Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Hey James it's all about priorities. Some of them are worth it!

7:16am • #6
805,586 Points Outside Blog

Good morning James!

Thank you for the smile on my 33 anniversary...

I will show it to my wife...lol

7:22am • #8
1,441,091 Points 43 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Very funny indeed. . never ever go shopping groceries with your wife.. .that's my advice . .3 hour torture!

7:34am • #9

That's funny.  

7:37am • #10
669,014 Points 70 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp

Hi James - Now the wife is looking even better now that heis unconscious:)

10:55am • #12
579,751 Points 11 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Sometimes you are measured for your intelligence by what you do not say, not what you say! Enjoy the day!

12:07pm • #13
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24
2011
556,601 Points 122 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Ewwww.  Now I know where I would have put that face cream and it would not have been on his face.......  

3:57pm • #15


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