Sunday Funee!

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 A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES  IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.  

 

 

 

 

 

THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."

BILLY SAYS:  "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY' YET."

MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT,  BILLY,  WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"

 

BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."

 

 

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MAR
06
2011
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Thanks Peg, I just love to start my day off with humor.  It sets the tone for my mood the rest of the day.

10:20am • #4
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Good morning Peg, very cute joke.  I can see a little child actually doing that.  Children are so honest and the best.  Have a wonderful Sunday.

10:21am • #5
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John, most funny things are based on the truth, doncha find?

Cindy, It is a clean joke, despite the subject matter...;)

Lori, glad you laughed! We also are waiting for the snow to go, but since it keeps showing up and we have feet of it, we'll just have to wait!

10:22am • #6
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Peg, Kids say the darndest things. I do understand his logic though. lol...

-Paul

10:23am • #7
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Katherine, Laughing is the best way to start the day!

Judith, I could see that happening as well, although a bunch of adults were just commenting the other day how plastic bottles has finished that whole 'slap the bottle' era!

10:25am • #8
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Thats funny...I can see a few little ones saying something like that.

10:25am • #9
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Lol...how cute.    Until reading your comment above, it didn't even occur to me that the slap the bottle era is coming to an end. 

10:31am • #10
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Chuck, can't you just picture it, that mom would have to walk away!

Sondra, I hadn't thought of it either. It was one of the guys who uses a lot of ketchup that said it...

10:49am • #11
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LOVE THAT!  That is way funny, thanks for posting!

11:17am • #12
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My son would kill me if he knew I shared this...When he was about two, he came in to our bedroom, with a "baby boner" and said dad I have cement in my penis. Someday I'll share that with his future wife.

12:17pm • #13
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Need a minute to recover from Steve's comment....ok, very funny!  I have the potty days ahead of me once again...not looking forward to it.

1:48pm • #14
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HMMMM, when in Rome.  LOL  Thanks for trhe chuckle.  I needed a lift

3:31pm • #15
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Yes, that gave me a smile for the day - and after such a hectic day, needed this smile. Thanks.

9:21pm • #16
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Peg, this is priceless. Sounds like something my grandson would think and do.

9:23pm • #17
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07
2011
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Virginia, Glad to make you smile!

Steve, that's exactly what you save for the wedding reception!

Sharon, you poor thing, I do not envy you!

William, you're welcome!

Carla, any smile is a good smile!

Ted, children think of things that we would never!

4:56am • #18
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Paul, I missed you when I was replying, sorry about that! You got that right, "out of the mouths of babes" as they say...

4:58am • #19

Peg, thanks for sharing. I had just stopped laughing when I got to Steves comment.

You guys are great.

My wife and I went to a local open mic comedy night on friday.

The people here are funnier than the so called comice that showed up.

2:41pm • #20
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Scott, DO go support local comedy clubs! Having been there, the open mic nights were where you worked on new material. Its hit and miss for the audience sometimes, but it sounds like you had a good night! Unfortunately sometimes the headliners have been doing their 'routines' for so long its become one... keep going!

4:06pm • #21
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Love the story.  I taught 3 year olds for years and that story has the ring of truth to it.

4:31pm • #22
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Allen, truth is usually stranger than fiction! What were you teaching the 3 year olds?

5:17pm • #23

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