Thursday Funny

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.  All of his test results come
 back normal.
 
The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great!  How are you doing
 mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?"
 
Gary replies, "God and I are tight.  He knows I have poor eyesight, so
 he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
 bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.  When I'm done, *poof* the light
 goes off."
 
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
 
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary 's wife.

"Marianne," he says, " Gary is doing fine but I had to call you
 because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that he
 gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom,
 and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"
 
"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.  "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"