If you can handle large doses of humor proceed at your own risk to visit Gwen. If you are a driven individual like a great white shark(wait Bruce that wasn't one of the Serengeti animals!!!)and you expect squid quid pro quo in response to your comment-get over it! When one is entertaining the Dalai Lama and the former head of the Soviet Union you know that person IS BUSY!
Here is a great sample from one of Gwen's recent posts.
Thanks so much for the link to Gadsby's Tavern, Elizabeth. You have so much history around you!(I taught US History and Economics for over 30 years before joining my wife Sharon in real estate at Keller Williams)
Jennifer, I am glad you had a good time with this post. Gwen is a great sport and you would really like her humor. She posts her MLS Bloopers every Friday.
How did I not know about this funny person?? I collect funny people! Thanks for the heads up!
Thanks for your visit, Maya! Glad you enjoyed the post and had a laugh out of it!
I love Gwen Banta! There i said it :) Truly, she is a gifted writer with an uncanny sense of humor, who always makes me laugh and laughter is a universal language.
You are preaching to the choir, Paula! Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting!
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Will I still have my Friday "di-stress-or" blog if Gwen has no Martinis?
Must have clarification asap!
I am behind any government plan that supports Gwen's Friday posts. I am addicted and cannot live without it.
Maybe the government can fund a Gwen Banta Rehab program for folks like me.
Patty, with a 3.8 trillion dollar budget there is plenty of room to fund any progam of your choice, including a Gwen Banta addiction withdrawal program! ^_~
Although I hope it doesn't bump out some of my past, ALL TIME favorite congressional spending programs such as: (These are all TRUE!)
***$2,500 to study why people cheat and are rude on the tennis courts.
***$84,000 to study why people fall in love.
***$50,000 to prove that sheepdogs do protect sheep!
***$46,000 to find out how long it takes to cook breakfast eggs.
Bruce, this brings tears to my eyes. No, not the thought of giving up martinis (that thought gives me angina), but the kind words from you and our dear AR family. Family is a such a wonderful blessing, and AR is a great family to have. You, dear friend, are the big, funny, gentle bear that watches over the rest of us. Thanks to all of you for your ongoing support.
Bruce, before I top off my drink, I must add one request. If you use my Greek villa, you MUST post a photo of you in your Speedo chugging Ouzo. As a quid pro quo, I'll post one of me from last New Year. On second thought, there's not enough Vermouth in this world for me to flash these thighs...
And now that I am completely welling up, please pass me the cocktail olives. I am gently shaken, AND stirred :-)
I am starting a petition for Gwen to release her 2010 New Year's photo. Who is with me?
Gwen, AR does have lots of great people! Say, I doubt that you would catch me in that type of attire in Greece or anywhere else on earth as I would be arrested for FAIRLY DECENT EXPOSURE!
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!! Have you ever heard of the Malibu-Calavaris Wine Festival??? ^_~
Gwen's legs are second to NO ONE! And she will prove it so by releasing that picture...
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