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Tall Tales from an Irishman in NYC! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

O'Reilly was visiting New York City on a vacation from his home in Ireland.  He was enjoying himself, but seemed to be having problems with the traffic.

We he came to the crosswalk he would just stand there.  Other pedestrians were crossing back and forth, yet he just stood there.  

He would stand there patiently, as a traffic officer was waved the cars on.  Then the officer stopped the cars, and yelled pedestrians!  And everyone crossed.  

That would be everyone except O'Reilly.  He just stood there patiently.  

The police officer again stopped the car traffic and yelled, "Pedestrians!"  

Finally O'Reilly, loosing patience, shouted at the police officer, "Isn't it about time ye let the Catholics across!"

Happy St. Patrick's Day! 

Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

Oh, great.  I love a good joke I can tell on St. Patrick's Day.  Thanks for supplying me with some good humor!

Mar 16, 2011 11:10 PM
Amy Hahn
Pine Knoll Shores Realty - Morehead City, NC
Realtor/Broker - Crystal Coast, NC

Hehehehehehehe...Happy St. Patrick's Day Laura!  Wishing you all the luck of the Irish!

Mar 17, 2011 12:12 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Laura, Happy St. Paddy's day to you, thanks for the morning joke...a great way to start the day.

Mar 17, 2011 12:15 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

I knew I could find a joke on your blog today !  Thanks for the smile...may the road rise to meet you, the wind be at your back ....and your pockets jingle eternally....that's a little Bohemian mixed into the Irish Blessing !  Hansons Both

Mar 17, 2011 12:23 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Suzanne, Amy & Steve-Have a great St Partick's Day!

Mar 17, 2011 12:24 AM
Clint Mckie
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

A good little "GREEN" joke with the mornin' coffee. Good job.

Clint McKie

Mar 17, 2011 12:29 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Laura, Now that one is a stretch. Happy St. Patty's Day

Mar 17, 2011 12:42 AM
Adrian Willanger
206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA
Profit from my two decades of experience

Laura~Thanks for a wee-bit of Irish humor! Have a good 17th.

Mar 17, 2011 02:00 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

The perfect joke for St. Patty's Day Laura! Keep 'em coming! You have some good ones in your arsenal.

Mar 17, 2011 12:44 PM
Barbara Hensley
RE/MAX Properties - Rockwall, TX
Homes for Sale in Rockwall County, Texas

Cool...thanks for adding a smile to my day.  Best wishes for your having a great day!

Mar 20, 2011 06:48 AM