Every year, on March 17th, or whenever they can remember, people from all over the world, forget their troubles, look foward to new beginnings and celebrate the Patron Saint of Real Estate.....Craig Rutman!
Yes, you can still drink beer! In fact, today it's encouraged!
Yes, you can still wear green! But please, for the sake of humanity, not as much as this guy!
And today, my dear readers, I've gone to great lengths to make it easier for you to celebrate St. Craig's Day!!!
Instead of that boring shamrock thing all the sheeple typically wear, today you can wear this lovely "Happy St. Craig's Day" button!!!
Just cut along the dotted lines and tape this commerative button to your lapel. Or wherever you feel it's appropriate to paste a picture of me!!!
You see how easy it is to celebrate this special day?
What? You don't have any scissors handy? Well don't get your kilts all up in a bunch just yet!
Because....
For a limited time only, you can purchase one of these gems for the low, low price of $19.95 (plus shipping and handling of course)! Nearly all forms of payment are accepted! (sorry no COD's, goats, sheep or other types of livestock will be accepted). Just click on the Paypal logo to begin the process!
Personal checks should be made out to:
"The Craig Rutman Early Retirement Fund"
Happy St. Patrick's Craig's Day everyone!
Well, folks, I've gotta run....
I have an important "meeting" to get to!!!
About The Author
Craig Rutman is a North Carolina Residential Real Estate Specialist that can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Raleigh - Cary – Apex metro areas; or any place else in the country by connecting you with a relocation professional in your destination of choice.
To find all available homes for sale in the Triangle area of North Carolina, please visit www.justnchomes.com
Email me with your Raleigh - Cary – Apex area questions
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