Tall Tales from the Pastor's Breakfast Table! (Humor)

Sunday's a big day for the pastor's family.  It starts with a big breakfast, before church.

This Sunday, the pastor’s wife was preparing waffles for her two young sons.

As is often the case, the boys began to argue over who would get the first waffle.

Their Mom saw this as an opportunity for a moral lesson.

She told the boys, "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first waffle. I can wait'."

The oldest boy quickly turned to his younger brother and said, "You be Jesus."