I am glad that my taxes are do and sent in.  Uncle Sam didn't get much this year.  It also means I didn't make much either.

I hear many people talk about how the IRS gets everything.  Well, this guy was right!

A businessman on his death bed called his friend...

"Bill, when I die I want you to make sure I am cremated."

"OK" says Bill.  "What do you want done with your ashes?"

"Just put them in an envelope and send them to the IRS with a note that says

"Now you have everything!"

I guess at that point they would!

 
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Bill...

Sometimes that is EXACTLY the way I feel about it!
10:46pm • #1
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Is there a way to put your Soul in the envelope?   They want that, too.

Great Post, Bill!    Thanks for the laugh (or should I cry?)  :)
11:23pm • #2
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Bull,

Thanks for a good, sad, laugh at the end of a long day...
11:48pm • #3
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Bill, good advice to those who want to give their all to their country.
11:53pm • #4
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2011
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Between Income Tax and every other tax - I wonder just how much of each of our dollars gets spent on actual goods and services. A couple of pennies perhaps?
2:00am • #5
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Too Funny Bill! That's exactly the way I feel right now!
10:24am • #6
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Bill, The IRS would still claim that you cheated them on the amount of ashes. lol
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I wonder what the IRS would actually do with someones ashes, file them under un-claimed assets, or return to sender? 
12:57pm • #8
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They try and get blood from a turnip, they would demeand even more I am sure.
6:09pm • #9
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As a person who files taxes for a lot of people, I do see a lot of this.
6:13pm • #10
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William, I do believe that for the IRS...there is never enough...I'm sure if they could figure out a way to continue to collect long after you're gone they would do it...kind of like a..."you played you still pay tax"!
8:19pm • #11
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2011
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If only our taxes were spent the way I'd prefer them to be!
9:44pm • #12
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That's funny...especially on tax day!
10:14am • #13


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