I am glad that my taxes are do and sent in. Uncle Sam didn't get much this year. It also means I didn't make much either.
I hear many people talk about how the IRS gets everything. Well, this guy was right!
A businessman on his death bed called his friend...
"Bill, when I die I want you to make sure I am cremated."
"OK" says Bill. "What do you want done with your ashes?"
"Just put them in an envelope and send them to the IRS with a note that says
"Now you have everything!"
I guess at that point they would!