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Today's Funny!:)

By BLR Guy

Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

October 03, 2007 02:10 AM

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

(BE SURE AND SCROLL PAST THE PICTURE)

P.S. Your girlfriend called

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BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Brandon,I am still trying to figure how that truck got in there like that....I guess it is now a 2 car garage!:)

Oct 03, 2007 02:17 AM

Nancy Morrish

Stage Tucson! Professional Home Staging - Tucson, AZ

Stage Tucson!

...don't you really wonder how this picture ever happened?

Oct 03, 2007 02:19 AM

You have a point Nancy...just be thankful no one was in there

Oct 03, 2007 02:21 AM

Chris Griffith

Downing-Frye Realty, Bonita Springs, FL - Bonita Springs, FL

Bonita Springs Listing Specialist - Agent

LOL Let's just say he took the Lord's name. He was mostly worried about my safety. I wasn't hurt at all but it looked really bad. It was drivable, I got it home to the driveway and wrote across what was left of the hood "I sell real estate better than I drive". LOL

Oct 03, 2007 02:22 AM

Hahhahahahaha...I like that slogan Chris!That is too funny!

Oct 03, 2007 02:25 AM

Ryan Hukill - Edmond

405home @ ERA Courtyard - Edmond, OK

Realtor, Team Lead

Ha! Chris, I must say, that sounds like the type of description my wife would give me at such a time. Funny stuff!

Jim Valentine

RE/MAX Realty Affiliates - Gardnerville, NV

Did you hear the one about the Dog who limped into the bar and told the barkeep, " I'm looking for the man who shot my Paw!"

Thanks for the smile!

Oct 03, 2007 02:34 AM

Danny Thornton

R & D Art - Knoxville, TN

WordPress Guru

This is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh, my office loved it.

Oct 03, 2007 03:02 AM

Thanks Ryan,Jim and Danny!It is always nice to start the day with a laugh!

Oct 03, 2007 03:04 AM

Nancy Brenner

Referral Associates of Georgia, Inc. - Roswell, GA

Roswell Georgia Real Estate Agent

Yikes! How'd she even get out of the car???
Very very funny!

Oct 03, 2007 03:51 AM

Thanks Nancy!I dont know how this person ever got out..but I would suspect...very carefully!

Oct 03, 2007 04:05 AM

blreast therealty4u

Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

Things just have a way of working out,

maybe it's all that mid-life RED sportscar's fault anyway! how else the new girlfriend?

Well actually He should be Happy that's all that happened!.. That's a Ford pickup, they've been know just to Catch Fire "all by themselves" and burn the whole place down. (hmm, how many of those fires weren't the speed control.....)

Good thing his wife didn't have a short fuse......& matches... that motorcycle would've been history too!

in reality, not all storms happen in Florida:

Looks like arkansas plates, so likely the work of a twister.......

a now Ex- Mrs. Twisted....after she had him 'in her arms'

Oct 03, 2007 06:23 AM

I bet you are right blreast..probably a twister....but not quite as funny as a Mrs Twisted...LOL

Oct 03, 2007 07:04 AM

Wayne Miller

San Diego, CA

Hmmm...looks like the end result of a mid life crises. Red Corvette, girlfriend...Yikes.

Oct 03, 2007 01:16 PM

Cris Burlew

Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate

So much for the nice little Red Ferrari, I sure hope the girlfriend doesn't get this type of treatment!

Oct 03, 2007 01:31 PM

Alexander Harb

Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX

Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

I THOUGHT there was something wrong until I saw the message at the bottom of the picture.....

Then I understood.... "Hades hath no fury...."

=-D

Oct 03, 2007 03:55 PM

Melissa Grant

A Serendipity World - Greenbackville, VA

The Law of Attraction In Life & Business

That is hysterical, thanks for the laugh ! Just goes to show you how us women can get very, very creative ! We are women here us roar...lol

Oct 03, 2007 11:44 PM

Kathy Sertzel

Insured Title Agency - Seminole, FL

this is so very funny.How did you find my husbands car?

Jun 14, 2008 12:17 PM

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