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Another blonde joke

By James Dray

Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

April 20, 2011 12:04 AM

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

(It's nice to see a blonde winning once in a while.)

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Rob Thomas

Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN

Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

James.....That one would go with one of my Barn photos.......Good One!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Apr 20, 2011 12:06 AM

Virginia Cheezum

F. C. Tucker Company - Indianapolis, IN

Okay, now that was funny right there! Thanks, and good morning!

Apr 20, 2011 12:07 AM

Kim Delia

Remax Professional Associates - Charlton, MA

Realty Delia Group

That was a good one!!! Thanks for the morning laugh.

Apr 20, 2011 12:10 AM

James Dray

Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Rob you're welcome to re blog this anytime. Morning all

Wayne Martin

Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL

Real Estate Broker - Retired

Very cute for a Wednesday morning! This time the blonde has a come back! Enjoy the day!

Apr 20, 2011 12:12 AM

Carol Zingone

Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Florida Network Realty - Jacksonville Beach, FL

Global Realtor in Jax Beach, FL - ABR, CRS, CIPS

Nice twist on the standard blonde joke - I like it!

Apr 20, 2011 12:18 AM

Tony Morganti

RE/MAX Crossroads in Cuyahoga Falls and Stow, Ohio - Cuyahoga Falls, OH

CRS, ABR, SRES - Cuyahoga Falls, Stow

Good Morning James - it is nice to see a blonde get the better side of a joke once in awhile. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

Apr 20, 2011 12:22 AM

David Karp

Peachtree Realty Group, LLC - Woodstock, GA

Woodstock, Marietta GA Real Estate

Good start to the day, James!

Apr 20, 2011 12:33 AM

Richard Weeks

Dallas, TX

REALTOR®, Broker

James,

Very good way for me to start off the day. Thanks for sharing.

Apr 20, 2011 12:41 AM

Keith Gilkey

Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD

410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James, That was a good laugh! Thanks for the smile this morning and for sharing.

Apr 20, 2011 12:47 AM

Cherie L. Gottshall

Ramus Realty Group - Frackville, PA

Realtor

Thanks for the good laugh this morning. Nice way to start the day!!

Apr 20, 2011 12:52 AM

Fred Hernden, CMI

Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM

Albuquerque area Master Inspector

ha ha ha ha.... mess with the blonde huh?

Apr 20, 2011 01:01 AM

Kristine Ginsberg

Elite Staging and Redesign, LLC - Short Hills, NJ

NJ Home Stager

hahahahaha - James, score one for the blonds.......for a change! Nice to have a good morining laugh!

Apr 20, 2011 01:33 AM

Gail C. Harris

Resource Network, LLC SFR, AHWD, ACRE, SMAR Board Director - Chesapeake Beach, MD

Reach the BEACH with Gail C. Harris (cell: 703.868

Yup, I have a very, very natural blonde stepdaugher who I love very much. HER IQ is off the chart, and she's smart, too! Oh my, and I'm not blonde!! LOL All kidding aside, she is really smart and beautiful, too boot. :) So, I like it when blondes score one!!

Apr 20, 2011 02:06 AM

Don Rogers

Keller Williams Realty Chesterfield - O'Fallon, MO

Realtor, Broker, CDPE, GRI, OnullFallon MO & St Charles County MO homes

And to think that this was going to be another one of them jokes. That blonde was on top of her game.

Apr 20, 2011 02:37 AM

Kerrie La Guardia

ActiveRain, Community Manager - Kirkland, WA

Let it Rain!

I like that one!!! Blondes Rule! :)

Apr 20, 2011 11:35 AM

Conrad Allen

Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA

Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi James - That was another belly laugh joke. Thanks

Apr 20, 2011 11:52 AM

Clint Mckie

Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM

Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586

HMMMPH, she thought as she walked away. I guess the "man should get busy". LOL

Good one, James.

Clint

Apr 20, 2011 11:54 PM

James.....I had to come back and read this one again.....Thanks!
Hope you have a great day!---Rob

Apr 21, 2011 12:09 AM

Navona Hart

Century 21 Realty @ Home - Farmville, VA

Selling the Best Properties in Central Virginia

james, you always make me laugh. which is such a good thing in our most serious world.

Apr 21, 2011 12:28 AM

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