FRIDAY FUNNIES... For the older set, and for the young ones to look forward to

FRIDAY FUNNIES... For the older set, and for the young ones to look forward to 

This was just too funny not to share.  The sad thing is that I can relate to some of these... UGH.  When did I get OLD.  No, comments please on that one.

Here are perks of reaching 50, or being over 60... and heading towards 70 and beyond.

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run  -- anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

21. Never, NEVER, NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on  the same night!

Hope you enjoyed a little levity today.

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