Ashland Blonde Joke of the Day

The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbor in Ashland Oregon, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said,'I have some really great news!' I said,'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more.' I asked, 'What do you mean there's more.' She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting  pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She  said....
 
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to the Ashland Pharmacy and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out  positive!