Have you ever had someone write or speak in such an obscure manner that you don't even know what they were trying to say?
I lend private funds to real estate investors in MA and NH, and receive many inquires, both by phone and email, from both new and seasoned investors. Private lending is much in demand right now, so I sift through many inquiries daily, frequently from people who are unfamiliar with the type of lending we do. (Yes, I know these are called leads, and I am happy to get them!)
This one was pretty funny, because it was so carefully crafted to impress, and would do an attorney proud. I had to read it 3 times. I have translated so you can see what he was really trying to say. Read it here.