Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A.. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce
I had forgotten laughing out loud at this show....and did it again...great way to start the day !
May 04, 2011 11:38 PM
Desert Sun Home, commercial Inspections - Carlsbad, NM
Desert Sun Home, Comm. Inspection 1-575-706-5586
Hello James, You know you can buy the CD's for this show? How funny would it be to watch these "classics again and again.
Thanks' for the post.
Clint
May 04, 2011 11:40 PM
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro
James...more laughs to start the day........Thanks!
Hope you have a great day!!---Rob
May 04, 2011 11:42 PM
Sandy, UT
James - I read your quotes #1 and #2 together. Great set of humor. Very immersing. Thanks for the compilation ~ now to practise and look for the opportunity.
May 04, 2011 11:55 PM
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop
Good morning James.
This is a great way to start the day with a big smile.
Thank you.
May 05, 2011 12:22 AM
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker
That show is known for so many great zingers that it's really a shame that there is not anything like it on TV today.
May 05, 2011 04:14 AM
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake
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