As many of you know, my certifried home inspector assistant, Nutsy S. Wallenda, periodically does home inspections on his own. More often than not, that is the case when I loan him out to bail out Charles Buell down in Seattle when Charlie is up to his ears in work and needs a hand. Although he is my assistant, Nutsy is frequently -- and incorrectly -- thought of as Charlie's better half. This misinformation is somewhat enhanced by the fact that Nutsy has Buell Inspection business cards.
Lest anyone thinks that, by being a squirrel, Nutsy is not effective, well hold that thought. Some time ago Nutsy did an inspection at a home here in the county. And, just the other day, I had the occasion to be near that house and I saw that the buyers were paying homage to the master inspector. Yep, you got it, they had put statues dedicated to Nutsy in the garden. That is quite the compliment I would say. I have yet to see any statues erected to Charles Buell, or me, for that matter. Hommage to the master!
I find this a much better homage. Your assistant stiff like a statute.
Now that is a garden I could really sink my 
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