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Real Estate Agent with Leigh Brown & Associates, RE/MAX Executive

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If you don't live in a place where squirrels are evil rodents who live to raid birdfeeders, you may not appreciate this humor!  Around here, squirrels are AGGRAVATING and a source of a new invention every year or so designed to keep them out of your feeders.  My brother-in-law sent this photo this morning...caption:

"Huge Squirrel Shot Attempting Daring Birdfeeder Raid"

You might guess that he's a retired military man.

Marc Blasi
Palm Beach Gardens, FL

Damn!

I'll have to forward that pic to my stepfather - he'll be at the mall to see if he can pick up a few of those 'killer dolls'!

Ugh.....

Nov 28, 2006 12:10 AM
Allison Stewart
St.Cloud Homes - Saint Cloud, FL
St. Cloud Fl Realtor, Osceola County Real Estate 407-616-9904

Leigh Love the photo!   I found the best way is just have a designated feeding area. That way they seem to leave all the other trash etc alone!  But hereon the farm, everything seems to peacefully coexist.

5 cats

1 dog

4 hens

5 ducks

2 hamsters

2 hermit crabs

countless fish in the pond!

Nov 28, 2006 12:11 AM
Ann Cummings
RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine - Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent

Leigh, send some of those hunters up here to my yard!!!  I've spent some very good money on birdfeeders that are "squirrel-proof", and various other apparatus that keeps those little 4-legged critters away from the bird food!!  If they run out of squirrels in your area, we've got plenty here!!

Ann Cummings

Nov 28, 2006 12:21 AM
Lee's Summit Real Estate:: :: Paul Korodaj
Lee's Summit, MO
Leigh, excellent pic.  We seem to be getting more and more yard rats around here too.  Could you send the guys over here?LOL
Nov 28, 2006 01:04 AM
Cynthia Sloop
Community Association Manager - Indianapolis, IN
GO G.I. Joe!  My last home had a row of walnut trees behind it and each year those wonderful squirrels would find areas to hide all their walnuts.  Such as, my shed.  They would put them in and on the lawn mower because it was stored also for the winter.  They'd have their babies in my lawn furniture cushions.  (They would chew an area out and make a very comfortable spot for themselves.)  Or the camper or anything that sat for any length of time.  Very annoying!  So I can relate BIG TIME!
Nov 28, 2006 02:05 AM
Kristal Kraft
Novella Real Estate - Denver, CO
Selling Metro Denver Real Estate - 303-589-2022
Your photo is hysterical, it really got my attention.  I do enjoy the squirrels, it't the birds I can't stand. My neighbor feeds them so they can come poop all over my patio....
Nov 28, 2006 02:23 AM
Leigh Brown
Leigh Brown & Associates, RE/MAX Executive - Charlotte, NC
CEO, Dream Maker - Charlotte, NC
hmmm...seems like there's a market for squirrel guerrillas...now all we need is some enterprising soul to take on the project. =)
Nov 28, 2006 03:04 AM
Ann Cummings
RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine - Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent

YARD RATS = squirrels????  I've never heard them called that, but it does sorta make sense!!

Thanks for the laughs!!
Ann

Nov 28, 2006 07:11 AM
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc (NMLS 219650) - Tavares, FL
The Mortgage Rider

Too funny... I guess you won't like me when I tell you that last year, my wife and I saved three orphaned squirrels.  We hand raised them for about 2 months and turned them back out into nature.  We now have about 6 squirrels that live on our property.  I have helped breed these terrors

Nov 28, 2006 11:40 AM
Leigh Brown
Leigh Brown & Associates, RE/MAX Executive - Charlotte, NC
CEO, Dream Maker - Charlotte, NC
Jason, you are on my hit list now, buddy!  ;)  Any of you ever listen to Tim Baddour, the comic?  he has a fabulous piece on the 'animal conspiracy' where he talks about how the animal kingdom is out to get humans back for screwing things up....and he says that squirrels are surveillance. think about it. =)
Nov 28, 2006 12:25 PM
Jason Price
Mortgage Financial Group, Inc (NMLS 219650) - Tavares, FL
The Mortgage Rider
I have heard that routine before... very funny.  It also reminds me of the patient from Patch Adams that had the fear of imaginary squirrels.
Nov 28, 2006 01:46 PM
Ginger S
Wilkinson & Associates, Wilmington NC - Wilmington, NC
Wilmington NC Real Estate & Relocation~

leigh,

That photo is a riot.

I have to admit though I am with Jason. We hardly ever see dquirrels in our yard. up north they were a daily staple. I used to name tham, and put out nuts for them.

 Here we have Cardinals and Blue Jays that come by every day.

Since birds transports ticks, I don't put out feeders. Lyme disease was a big concern up North, in fact I did get bit and got the bullseye and had to go on preventitive treatment for it.

 Do squirrels carry ticks? if so I might put them on my hit list

 

Nov 28, 2006 03:28 PM
Leigh Brown
Leigh Brown & Associates, RE/MAX Executive - Charlotte, NC
CEO, Dream Maker - Charlotte, NC
hmmmm...not sure about ticks, Ginger-but they're mean to my bluebirds and cardinals. who eat bugs, so i guess somewhere it all balances! =)
Nov 28, 2006 09:20 PM
Ginger S
Wilkinson & Associates, Wilmington NC - Wilmington, NC
Wilmington NC Real Estate & Relocation~

 Gee, I have never seen a squirrel badger a bird!

Do you think the Yankee squirrels that I am used to are a kindler gentler breed? LOL!

Dec 01, 2006 09:02 AM