This is officially my first Active Rain RANT! Ok maybe "rant" is a little over the top, however these things really do make me go crazy and force me to want to leave your website.
If your website has any of these components or missing critical information...I'm looking for the back button or even worse, the dreaded X to close my browser. These are in no particular order...I just detest them all!
- Splash/intro pages! More hoops to jump through....why! What an absolute waste of my time!
- Music or videos that start automatically without asking me first if I want to hear it or see it. (It's rude)
- A homepage that scrolls forever. Remember - less is more! Just give me (and Google!) about 200 words of content, a few pretty pictures to connect with me and I'll be happy. BTW - make the content is easy to read too!
- Any widget that spins, blinks, or whirls (The # 1 pet peeve that is the inspiration of this blog! The 1990's called and they want their website back!)

- Multiple sizes, styles and colors of fonts. To make life more confusing some words are even underlined to lead me to believe they are links and their not...ARRRRG!
- Where is that blasted MLS Search Homes Button? It's why I came here in the first place. Why are you hiding it from me? Ok, I'm gone!
- Your homepage takes FOREVER TO LOAD...I'm impatient...outta here!
- I can't find your email address anywhere on the website. You mean to tell me the only way I can contact you is through that stupid contact form page. See Ya!
- Where is your office located? I can't find a physical address on your homepage. That must mean you don't want to let me know where you work! This information is particularly useful for service providers like the termite inspector, the home inspector, the appraiser...people who actually need to know where you are located to carry out their jobs. Come on, this is basic information.
- 99 navigation buttons on the left side of your homepage. Too much information. GONE in less than 60 seconds!
- Any homepage copy that starts by saying... "Welcome to my website!" Another lame 1990's idea!
- Websites that use crummy photography. It's so unprofessional. The worst images are the ones that are distorted, obviously sized incorrectly. Question, so are the pictures of my home going to look that bad too? PLEASE! At least get this part right!
- Website copy that is so self-absorbed. Website copy that has way too many "I's", "me's" and "my" references really bugs me. You seem to love yourself so much I'll leave you to yourself. Get a clue, tune into WIIFM. (What's in it for me.)
- Spelling mistakes. I can handle a couple of mistakes but are you really a professional if you can't even spell!
News Flash - It's 2007!
Come on people Web 2.0 is here to stay and many of you are still camped out in the 1990's with that website of yours. If your website is guilty of the sin of omission or commission of the above points, fix it pronto before you lose another site visitor!
Let me know what bugs you about 1990's websites.
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To your success,
Bobby