A few smiles sent your way courtesy of Hollyweird.
Q: What's the name of the new Charlie Sheen sitcom? A: Two and a Half Personalities
Q: Why is Charlie Sheen planning a trip to Australia? A: He wants to watch his career go down the toilet counterclockwise.
Q: Why does Charlie Sheen say he has "Tiger's blood"? A: Because his wife chased after him with a nine iron.
Q: What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and Leonardo DiCaprio? A: Charlie knows what's it really like to be on a sinking ship.
Q: Is it true that the show "Two and a Half Men" will continue without Charlie Sheen? A: Yes -- but they're renaming it to "Two Men".
Q: What is the Groundhog Day tradition for Charlie Sheen? A: Charlie sticks his head out of his house, and if he sees his drug dealer, we can all count on six more weeks of porn stars.