Why the demand for images?
My Australian friends think they have lost me to the wiles of an American woman (my lovely wife), and their chances of seeing me again are, at best, remote.
It's been a few months shy of five years, and their plaintive wails for "even a picture" are growing incessant
Stone the crows I was never known to have excess pictures of me anyway. I took the pictures, I recorded, I was the photographer, so often on the other side of the camera.
I have refused to install a webcam to humor them ~ I have seen the less-than-flattering results from those who have installed them to impress distant relatives. Lots of lines, bulges and bald heads, depressing really!
Why the complaints and demands for images? I am not that much different to my baby photos.
I even added an up-to-date caricature to my Christmas cards the year before last.
In an attempt to appease them , and my long suffering wife, I have produced the above, up-to-date collage to take care of the matter. Now they will all see that, despite their fears to the contrary, my voice and writings are indeed those of a vibrant cove, enjoying himself to the max.
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