A Man's Home Is His Castle, Right? 

Well that's the old school way of saying it. Saying "One's home is ones' castle" may be grammatically and politically correct (gender neutral, for all that.) But it doesn't 'ring' true. Doesn't sound right.

So, I say 'a man's home is his castle'.

While for a few days there have been these runes painted on the street and sidewalk outside my 'castle'.

Yesterday I came home to a 'moat'.

There were barricades and the whole sidewalk was gone, with a six foot wide trench where the sidewalk and curb used to be. That's definitely a moat in terms of urbanites who don't want to get their shoes wet.

Today we came home to see the new sidewalk formed, poured concrete and draped in wet burlap. There was a guard on duty too. He complained about the dogs walking on the fresh cement and got out his trowels to smooth out the tracks.

He was actually the cement finisher, part of the crew that pours the cement, who stays around to control the curing with the burlap covers and water and to trowel it smooth at critical degrees of hardness known only to those with the experience.

You can hire them and they do the job perfectly but they can't tell you how they know 'when'. It's just experience.

To get to each property they'd laid a steel scaffold deck to walk across over the wet cement moat at each driveway, for all intents and purposes a 'drawbridge'.

They say when they finish the curb, they're going to rip up the whole street and replace it. So it looks like we'll be barricaded in here for a long siege.

Is this mans home his castle?  

It's beginning to feel like it.

I just don't know what to do. I mean, should I sign up for that archery course or light the fires under the cauldrons of oil.

Chess anyone?  Backgammon?

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9 Comments on A Man's Home Is His Castle, Right?

MAY
19
2011
333,505 Points Outside Blog

We have home locally with a REAL moat, not just a construction project.  Totally cool when you order one, I guess!

11:18pm • #1
MAY
20
2011
537,618 Points 6 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

My best advice?  Sign up for the archery course, you will need the expertise when the enemy attacks!

12:13am • #2
282,637 Points 11 Featured Posts Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Robert, you should go directly for the trebuchet, forget about those measly arrows!

12:45am • #3

Stand strong on the Parapet. 

6:42am • #4
155,778 Points 13 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Hi Liz, I didn't know 'moats' were avalable. I guess if you want to spend the money it is.

Hi Dan. I think my best defence is actually going to be ear plugs.

Yes Peg, a trebuchet launching Molotov cocktails is just what I need for the heavy equipment.

9:00am • #5
155,778 Points 13 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Pea shooters from the parapet, that'll do it Dennis.

9:03am • #6
447,681 Points 11 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Have you placed your order for crocodiles yet Robert? Every state-of-the-art moat has a few of them.

9:13am • #7
155,778 Points 13 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Hadn't thought of that one Malcolm. How do you keep them over the winter? And do you have to make holes in the ice for them?

9:21am • #8

I’ll take you up on a game of chess. Meet me over at GameKnot.com. JJJJ

7:59pm • #9


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Usually I'm presenting an aspect of home maintenance, value improvement or 'how too' instructions to feature best practice ways to do things around building and property issues. Some times it's building tech history or how thing came to be as they are, the back story on terms, expressions and phrases. I keep track of the strange, the unique, the special and interesting things I get to see, including the dangers. These are filed as OMGs. OMGs always have photos, so I share the file with you from time to time. The rest come out of thin air. More than once I start writing a comment on someone else's blog and end up inking a whole new blog. Am I inspired or am I ranting? You can decide.


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