Speechless Sunday - I Hate My Job... Do you ever feel like you're walking a tightrope over a sea of piranha? Are your clients wearing you down? Do you have a gazillion things on your plate and you just can't seem to finish anything? Are you working more hours for less pay? Do you find yourself muttering words like 'I Hate My Job'... Oh no, may it never be!
Here's a solution... take a short trip to your local pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Make sure you only buy the Johnson & Johnson brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the shades and disconnect the phone so you won't be disturbed. Change into something comfortable and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table so it doesn't chip or break. Now the fun part begins....
Take out the literature from the box and read it thoroughly. You'll notice a statement in small print:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I'm so glad I don't work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' Make it a great day!
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