So a man and his were driving home When an officer pulls them over and says... Sir did you realize that you were driving 20 miles over the speed limit?
The man says I was not speeding their must be something wrong with your radar detector. His wife then says yes officer he was speeding I kept telling him to slow down. The husband looks to his wife and says you just sit there and be quiet.
The officer then says to the man I actually pulled you over because your taillight is out. The man says to the officer you must be mistaken because I just checked it before we got into the car. The wife says to the officer the taillight has been out for weeks I keep telling my husband to get it replaced.
The man says to his wife again I thought I said for you to sit there and be quiet.
The officer says to the woman mam does your husband always speak to you like this?
To which the woman replies ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK!
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