Soon after my girlfriend and I met,
she mentioned how she really
wished that she could afford
a riding lawnmower.
She was a single gal that worked all day
and was often tired in the evening
when she got home from work.
So, being the handy sort of guy that
I was, I made her a riding lawnmower.
I guess I thought she would squeal
with delight and give me a big hug.
To this day I have never been
able to understand why women
are so hard to please. :)
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