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Today's Funny...Why are women so hard to please?

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)
Why are women so hard to please?

Soon after my girlfriend and I met,
she mentioned how she really
wished that she could afford
a riding lawnmower.

She was a single gal that worked all day
and was often tired in the evening
when she got home from work.

So, being the handy sort of guy that

I was, I made her a riding lawnmower.

I guess I thought she would squeal
with delight and give me a big hug.

To this day I have never been
able to understand why women
are so hard to please.
:)

Comments (35)

BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Hey BLReast..I also made one for the broker so he can stay in shape and keep the office looking nice too..LOL
Oct 10, 2007 04:53 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Thnaks Gary!I agree with you!Just being thoughtful!LOL
Oct 10, 2007 04:53 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Wayne,look at the extra money you could make by door hanging and cutting the prospects lawn....Full service Realty!:)
Oct 10, 2007 04:55 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Blreast...it looks like we had the same idea with Wayne!
Oct 10, 2007 04:56 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

blrguy's always thinking:

Glad to hear you solved the problem of finding a good yard man!

now  with his cell phone and   wi-fi laptop mounted on the handle bars...

he won't miss a call nor have to stop in getting his work done..

. and the broker's  long lunches to go to the gym will be a thing of the past!  and the company saves on the gym fees too.

 and Don't forget to add advertising signs on both sides of the bike..

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And to think some of us were only thinking of  leisurely riding the  cruiser on the beach for business sakes!!!

Oct 10, 2007 06:20 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru
This is outrageous. You should complain to her that you went out of her way to accommodate her needs.
Oct 10, 2007 06:22 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
BLREAST..I got him an ear piece for his cell phone..so,there shouldn't be a problem..the broker will be able to multi task..LOL
Oct 10, 2007 06:28 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL Danny...I am with you!What is up with that?LOL
Oct 10, 2007 06:28 AM
Aziz Abdur-Raoof
RE/MAX Rewards - Columbia, MD
Howard Co. Real Estate Scoop
That is hilarious -- I am still laughing!
Oct 10, 2007 07:57 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Thanks Aziz!Glad I made you laugh!;)
Oct 10, 2007 08:10 AM
Cris Burlew
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL
Broker ~ St Pete Beach FL Real Estate
With my cellphone in my pocket & attached with my earpiece, the laptop attached to the handlebars, I think I need to say as your broker...Thank you for letting me work on my tan while at work :)
Oct 10, 2007 01:48 PM
Ronald Gillis
Southwest Florida Notaries (Mortgage Notary Signing Agent) - Port Charlotte, FL
CNSA Southwest Florida. Notaries, Port Charlotte, 941-7-NOTARY

OMG, not only is your blog funny, the comments are hilarious.  Better not comment beyond that...  ;-D

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Oct 11, 2007 01:38 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL
LOL..you are right Ron..always best to plead the 5th!
Oct 11, 2007 01:41 AM
Debra Frye
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I am not seeing the humor in this:) I would prefer something with a motor though

Jun 12, 2008 10:46 PM
Debra Frye
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I am not seeing the humor in this:) I would prefer something with a motor though

Jun 12, 2008 10:46 PM
Debra Frye
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I am not seeing the humor in this:) I would prefer something with a motor though

Jun 12, 2008 10:46 PM
Debra Frye
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I am not seeing the humor in this:) I would prefer something with a motor though

Jun 12, 2008 10:46 PM
Debra Frye
Beach & Luxury Realty, Inc. - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I am not seeing the humor in this:) I would prefer something with a motor though

Jun 12, 2008 10:46 PM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

Debra,

     I not seeing the humor..... With the price of gas today...

           This Thing is likely going to be a new Reality..

   who can really avoid to waste precious gas mowing grass  any more?

 

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   So maybe ...the only motor that's looking affordable is

         likely going to be those legs spinning..

     hopefully with somebody's big fat  Ass istant

     ready to stand UP and  help push !

  (those hard skinny seats aren't comfortable anyway!)

 

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  Maybe you can even make a few bucks

  to buy some gas by  charging a FEE..

  when letting the well fed do some trimming..

  As  you're helping them lose weight..

  by getting some exercise..

   using your specialized workout equipment!

Jun 12, 2008 11:47 PM
Cheryl Stanfill
Beach & Luxury Realty - Saint Petersburg, FL

this looks like it might work.do you have one I can try?

Jun 17, 2008 09:16 AM