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By Mike Jones

Mortgage and Lending with SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) NMLS 223495

May 31, 2011 10:54 AM

Old Pirate: Mike in Tucson, AZ Mortgage Lender

An elderly man dressed as a pirate, driving slowly down the street in Los Angeles was stopped by the local constable at 1:00 in the morning.

Constable: "Where are you going at this time of night?

Old man: "I'm going to a Lecture about alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body."

Constable: "Really?" "Who is giving the lecture at this late hour?"

Old man: "That would be my wife."

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I'm Mike in Tucson, your preferred Tucson Arizona Mortgage Lender.

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Lenn Harley

Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA

Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that.

May 31, 2011 11:36 AM

Mike Jones

SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ

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Lenn,

You're most welcome! I took the photo of the pirate at the Phoenix Comicon. What a blast!

Mike in Tucson

May 31, 2011 11:38 AM

George Souto

George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT

Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Mike, something tells me that he has heard the lecture a couple of times before ........ LOL

May 31, 2011 12:08 PM

Gary Coles (International Referrals)

Venture Realty International - Las Vegas, NV

Latin America Real Estate

Mike, I bet that lecture is something that I wouldn't want to attend. By the way it is good to see a post from you -- it has been too long since the last one.

May 31, 2011 02:00 PM

1~Judi Barrett

Integrity Real Estate Services 116 SE AVE N, Idabel, OK 74745 - Idabel, OK

BS Ed, Integrity Real Estate Services -IDABEL OK

Hi Mike,

Good laugh! Don received his birthday card. Thank you! You are an inspiration.

May 31, 2011 02:18 PM

Lou Ludwig

Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL

Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Mike

That's a good one, thanks for sharing it.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

May 31, 2011 02:21 PM

Russell Lewis

Realty Austin, Austin Texas Real Estate - Austin, TX

Broker,CLHMS,GRI

HAHAHAHAHAHA...Ahoy mate! I bet he ends up walking the plank! Thanks for the laugh!

May 31, 2011 02:37 PM

Adrian Willanger

206 909-7536 AdrianWillanger-broker.com - Seattle, WA

Profit from my two decades of experience

Mike, nice photo we had the COMICON in Seattle awhile back, some wild costumes. Thanks for the joke I needed it today.

May 31, 2011 03:31 PM

Mike Jones

SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ

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Adrian,

This four day event was a blast! You'll be seeing some more photos.

Russell,

I'll bet he did! You're most welcome.

Lou,

Glad you enjoyed it!

Judi,

Igualmente!

Gary,

I drove back and forth from Tucson to Phoenix every day. I only had time to fall into bed before the alarm rang, and I did it all over again. It's good to be home.

George,

I wouldn't bet against you!

Mike in Tucson

May 31, 2011 04:28 PM

Brett Reichel

Homebridge Financial Services - Rancho Cucamonga, CA

MLO 210215

Groaaannn.....old jokes aret he best jokes!

Jun 01, 2011 07:32 AM

Mike Jones

SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ

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Brett,

Especially when I can liven them up with my own photos! :)

Mike in Tucson

Jun 01, 2011 07:57 AM

Carl Winters

Canyon Lake, TX

Best watch out for those old pirate jokes. Where was his eye patch?

Jun 01, 2011 03:28 PM

Dale Baker

Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH

New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy and evening to you Mike

Mike, this here sure was a mighty fine read for a hoot.

Have a good one
Dale in New Hampshire

Jun 01, 2011 03:55 PM

Sharon Tara

Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH

Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

That is hysterical and I love the picture. I bet the Comicon was a blast!

Jun 02, 2011 01:09 AM

Mike Jones

SUNSTREET MORTGAGE, LLC (BK-0907366, NMLS 145171) - Tucson, AZ

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Sharon,

He was one of my favorite characters!

Dale,

Glad to oblige!

Ceil & Carl,

I asked, but all he said was "Arrgh!"

Mike in Tucson

Jun 02, 2011 02:40 AM

Elizabeth Byrne

Keller Williams Realty - Arlington, VA

Arlington Virginia Real Estate

Mike this is just too funny. I can see the wife clearly giving a lecture to the poor man. Great photo to go with your joke. Thank you for sharing.

Jun 05, 2011 12:47 PM

Gabrielle Kamahele Rhind

KGC Properties LLC, Tucson Property Management & Real Estate - Tucson, AZ

Broker/Owner

GOOD MORNING MIKE! Now that's funny!

Jun 06, 2011 12:45 AM

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