Witticisms Part 2

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you...

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


 

 

Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name...

<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

* * Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could
identify their corporate sponsors.* *

 

NW Arkansas the home of WalMart, JB Hunt Trucking and Tyson Foods.

 

Come for a visit stay for a lifetime

 

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8 Comments on Witticisms Part 2

JUN
01
2011
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Cute!  I really like that last one...more than a bot of truth there!
7:38am • #1
480,118 Points 59 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Hello James,

What can I say "true in so many ways".

Have a great month of June. Best of luck my friend,

Clint
7:41am • #2
280,883 Points Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

James, I love them all! Thanks for the laugh and have a great day!
7:43am • #3
1,393,630 Points 28 Featured Posts Hit Router Called Shot Master

James, thanks for the morning laugh.  Some of these hit close to home!
7:45am • #4
130,039 Points

Thanks James you made my day once again.
8:42am • #5
761,543 Points 37 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

James....The last two are my favorite....Thanks!
Hope you have a great Day!---Rob

Go Vols!
10:22am • #6
JUN
02
2011
796,330 Points Outside Blog

Good morning James.

Thank you for sharing... The top three are my favorite...

Have a nice day.
5:59am • #7
354,524 Points 30 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

James,

Too funny! Those are great. Thanks for the humor! I liked the skydiver one the best, but they all made me laugh.

Patricia
6:22pm • #8


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