One out of every married man sleeps alone

by Michael Mapes, The Responsible Mortgage Lender

As I walked in the door this evening I kissed my wife and kids hello.  It was a great day.  At the dinner table talk turned to the local news story about married couples who sleep in separate beds.  The story concluded a study that stated that 25% of all married couples sleep in separate beds in separate rooms because of the male in the relationship snoring so loud that the female cannot sleep.  Well truth be told I snore, according to my wife I snore loudly.  Of course she snores as well, which I pointed out to her.  I also explained to her that men have to sleep on the couch because of the female hogging the bed.  Tonight I get to sleep on the couch for general principals.

Go figure. Open mouth insert foot.  I am over my post total so a good rating will help me with the points........please have pity on me....I am sleeping on the couch

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Michael Mapes can be reached at 757.599.1810 or on the web at www.theresponsiblemortgagelender.comor apply on-line at www.suntrustmortgage.com/mmapes

 

 

 

13 Comments on 1 out of every 4 married men sleep alone

OCT
10
2007
383,157 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

HHHmmm, I'm surprised you've lived long enough to write this blog since you pointed that SHE snores loud too. LOL

Hope you have a comfortable couch.

Sean Allen

7:07pm • #1
what? that is nuts! I can barely sleep if she isn't laying next to me. It makes it difficult when she or I leave out of town for some reason.. then again, I don't snore....
7:11pm • #2
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Thanks for the feed back
7:16pm • #3
287,207 Points 13 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Exactly...I guess you gave up sex for life when you told HER she snored too...faux pas for sure!!! 

I don't know how long you've been married but it should be as soothing as a dryer running or the dish washer...

As Sean said, I hope you have a comfortable couch too, then again, I hope you have a huge house so the snorring doesn't echo through out!

You felt the need to provide probably "TO MUCH INFORMATION" on a Real Estate blog, why???

Aren't there any snoring "SUPPORT GROUPS" ON HERE??? AR knows there are a zillion groups...anyone need a new member??? Michael needs some snoring sympathy...

Best to you!  Funny post, not kidding!!! I have to listen to the TV all night...I think I could deal with snoring more than the TV...at least I could pinch you and say "roll over"....LOLOL

 wink!

Good luck,

Karen

7:20pm • #4
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Yes Karen this is wit and humor from my useless book of knowledge
7:23pm • #5
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hahaha   the  graphic for this comment is "uvalha"  Not the right spelling, but isn't that what vibrates when you sleep, making the snoring sound?   hahaha

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7:37pm • #7
OCT
11
2007
161,605 Points 7 Featured Posts Outside Blog
Ok - after the headline I thought you post would take a different direction... I snore, so does my wife (lightly and only rarely), but the couch? Perhaps you should dedicate that next commission to getting it fixed...
9:15am • #8
My husband has a breathing machine that helps with his snoring.  He finally agreed to do something about it when my kids couldn't sleep because of the "monster pig" in daddy's bed!
9:44am • #9

lol, funny post and comments.

My wife had a great cure for my snoring.....plucks a few arm hairs and it is all gone! 

Worked until my sister-in-law pointed it out :P  They thought it was much funnier then I did at the time.

10:06am • #10
Snoring huh?  Bummer about the couch.  That's what they make earplugs for; sure helps me sleep at night.
12:00pm • #11
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Michael,

Sorry to hear about your couch time.  My wife just gives me a shove on the occasion when I do snore.  I do remember that Rob and Laura Petrie had a happy marriage!

12:24pm • #12
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I love it, I thought your wife would be thrilled to know you shared that bit of information!LOL!!! My husband snores and those breathe right strips really help. So do flowers. Great Post!
1:24pm • #13
295,151 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog
Michael - There are many potential issues that will lead to the guy sleeping on the couch. Snoring is probably the least benign of these. Oh well, have a comfy night!
2:57pm • #14

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