Friday Humor - Flying While Blonde

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with KD Realty - 408.972.1822 CA BRE#01366594

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES TO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE NEEDS TO RETURN TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?

I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO!

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Rainmaker
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Patricia Feager
Dallas Premier Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
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Kathleen - that's hysterical! It's all in how you communicate that makes a difference!

LOL!!!

Patricia

Jun 10, 2011 04:25 AM #1
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David Ames
Zephyr Real Estate, San Francisco - San Francisco, CA
San Francisco

hahahahahaha...that just made my day.  Thanks Kathleen

Jun 10, 2011 05:26 AM #2
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Tatyana Permanova
Highlight Realty - Fort Lauderdale, FL
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This is so so so funny!!!!!

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Jun 10, 2011 05:27 AM #3
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Ted Tyrrell
RE/MAXCamosun (Chatterton) - Victoria, BC
Selling Homes in Beautiful Victoria

Oh, this is a funny little story. I'll be telling this one to my blonde wife.

Jun 10, 2011 07:47 AM #4
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
National Marketing Realtors - Minot, ND
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Thanks Kathleen, that's the best laugh I'd had for days.

Jun 10, 2011 08:24 AM #5
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Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Specialist

Thanks everyone for stopping by. I’m glad you enjoyed the humor. Have a wonderful weekend.

Jun 10, 2011 10:49 AM #6
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Sometimes it can be a very simple solutino if one is looked for.   lol

Jun 10, 2011 11:33 AM #7
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Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

OMG, Kathleen - I'm still laughing as I type this.  I sure didn't see that one coming.   That was a good one!!!!!

Jun 10, 2011 12:26 PM #8
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Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale - Probate Specialist

William, You are so right about that. Creative thinking always helps. Thanks for stopping by.

Juli, I did not see it coming either. I can actually visualize someone attempting to get away with a move to first class. When I worked for Cisco I travelled a LOT … and would frequently get “moved up” into first class. I must say … first class is nice!

Jun 10, 2011 02:34 PM #9
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Mykel Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
The TCR Group at Keller Williams Realty

ROFL - I was wondering how that was going to end. Too funny!

Jun 13, 2011 08:12 AM #10
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Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

 ROTFL 

Jun 13, 2011 12:43 PM #11
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Darrell Walters
W. Darrell Walters - Newnan, GA

That's really funny! I'm going to have to pass this one along...my blonde friends will appreciate it too!

Jun 17, 2011 03:09 AM #12
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Another well written post by San Jose Realtor Kathleen Daniels.   Good job!  Keep it up!    

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Well written post Kathleen.  If you need a Realtor to sell your San Jose home, use Kathleen Daniels!     

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