A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES TO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE NEEDS TO RETURN TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?

I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO!

 
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12 Comments on Friday Humor - Flying While Blonde

JUN
10
2011
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Kathleen - that's hysterical! It's all in how you communicate that makes a difference!

LOL!!!

Patricia
11:25am • #1
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hahahahahaha...that just made my day.  Thanks Kathleen
12:26pm • #2
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This is so so so funny!!!!!

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12:27pm • #3
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Oh, this is a funny little story. I'll be telling this one to my blonde wife.
2:47pm • #4
279,226 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Thanks Kathleen, that's the best laugh I'd had for days.
3:24pm • #5
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Thanks everyone for stopping by. I’m glad you enjoyed the humor. Have a wonderful weekend.
5:49pm • #6
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Sometimes it can be a very simple solutino if one is looked for.   lol
6:33pm • #7
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OMG, Kathleen - I'm still laughing as I type this.  I sure didn't see that one coming.   That was a good one!!!!!
7:26pm • #8
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William, You are so right about that. Creative thinking always helps. Thanks for stopping by.

Juli, I did not see it coming either. I can actually visualize someone attempting to get away with a move to first class. When I worked for Cisco I travelled a LOT … and would frequently get “moved up” into first class. I must say … first class is nice!
9:34pm • #9
JUN
13
2011
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ROFL - I was wondering how that was going to end. Too funny!
3:12pm • #10
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 ROTFL 
7:43pm • #11
JUN
17
2011
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That's really funny! I'm going to have to pass this one along...my blonde friends will appreciate it too!
10:09am • #12


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