A drunk gets up from the bar stool at Zaveral's and heads for the bathroom. 

A few minutes later a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. 

A few minutes after that another loud scream reverberates through the bar. 
Gary goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. 
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells, "You're scaring the hell out of all my customers!" 


"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!" 


Gary opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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14 Comments on A drunk goes to the bathroom.......

JUN
30
2011
306,123 Points 6 Featured Posts

Ha! Ha! Ha!  That was way too funny!  Definitely got a good roll out of that one!
1:44pm • #1
587,896 Points

WOW  watch out  for those mop buckekts ..they'll get you everytime...
1:45pm • #2
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Morning Jennifer!  Glad that made you laugh.  Laughter is good for you!  Have a great day. 

Ronald....I'm just providing this information as a public safety message!  lol.  Thanks for the visit!  :)
1:58pm • #3
586,544 Points 4 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Karen,

That is pretty funny.  Thanks for sharing.  I might need to pass this one on to some friends.
2:11pm • #4
4 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Just another friendly PSA from Karen!  Thanks for the laugh.
2:13pm • #5
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Hi Richard.  Glad you enjoyed that one.  I hope your friends do too!  Have a laughter filled day!  :-)

Jason, I'm all about keeping my AR community INFORMED!  lol   ;-)    Glad I could provide a chuckle!  
2:23pm • #6
334,727 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Very funny Karen.  Thanks for the laugh.
2:25pm • #7
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Afternoon, Jim!  You are most welcome!  Have a laughter filled day!  :)
2:51pm • #8
362,673 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

Karen, this is a good one. thanks for the mid week laugh. Ouch!
9:12pm • #9
1,406,468 Points 54 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

HMMMM, I would have to stop drinking at that point I do believe|!
10:55pm • #10
JUL
01
2011

Karen, is this the male version of your waxing joke from last month.

Both of them out me in pain.

 

Thanks for sharing.
10:58am • #11
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Hi Ted!  Glad you enjoyed.  OUCH is right!  lol 

Bill...with any luck, maybe he won't remember!  lol 

LOL Scott......that waxing story is a hoot.  I close my knees just thinking about it!  lol   You are most welcome  :)
12:47pm • #12
610,272 Points Outside Blog

Talk about being on a roll. Just catching up on the comedy page this week and IM about to split a side. Great jokes this week! ( J )
4:02pm • #13
142,195 Points 7 Featured Posts Called Shot Master

Thanks (J)!  I'll keep 'em coming!  lol  Have a great weekend! 
4:08pm • #14


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